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What is a 3 letter word that starts with gas?

Posted on August 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

Car Okay, here’s the original joke and then my “Joke Poo” version, aiming for a similar comedic structure but a different punchline: Original Joke: What is a 3 letter word that starts…

My wife says I should keep busy

Posted on August 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

My wife says I should keep busy, I explained that i had just spent an hour taking down our dry herbs we had hanging and put the useful parts in jars while…

When yure wife asks ..

Posted on August 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

My wife asked me to buy her something nice with diamonds in it, for her birthday So I bought her a deck of cards Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” version of that…

What you want people would say at your funeral

Posted on August 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

A pastor interrupts a Sermon to ask 3 men in the front row: "What would you want your loved ones to say as they are looking at you coffin?" 1st one: "That…

Bowling

Posted on August 9, 2025 by Joke Poo

A man and woman are sitting on the couch at home. She asks: “Hey, do you feel like going bowling tonight, or should we just stay in and relax?” He replies: “Now…

I asked my wife if I was the only one that she’s slept with.

Posted on August 9, 2025 by Joke Poo

She replied with: Well, yes honey.. everyone else kept me awake at night Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” titled “Employee Review Poo”: Title: Employee Review Poo I asked my…

On a freezing cold winter morning, a blonde and her husband were having breakfast when the radio announcer said:

Posted on August 9, 2025 by Joke Poo

On a freezing cold winter morning, a blonde and her husband were having breakfast when the radio announcer said: “We’re expecting 8 to 10 inches of snow today. Please move your car…

A woman walked into the kitchen

Posted on August 8, 2025 by Joke Poo

…to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?"She asked. "Hunting Flies"He responded. "Oh. Killing any?"She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked….

When I got married…

Posted on August 8, 2025 by Joke Poo

we discussed whether or not my wife would change her name. She really wasn’t that keen on the idea but…I don’t know…I just really wanted her to have my old girlfriend’s name….

When we woke up, I reminded my wife that we had a big day ahead of us and needed to get ready and go. She said, “Okay, but breakfast comes first.“

Posted on August 6, 2025 by Joke Poo

I’m like, “for the last time, I’m not calling you that.“ Okay, here’s a Joke Poo version of that joke: Joke Poo: Data Migration When we woke up, I reminded the team…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • I hate charging my electric car.
  • One day I called home and my kid answered. I asked where’s mom?
  • An old man comes to confession and says to the priest:
  • A Knock Knock Joke
  • What’s common between a testicular joke and testicular cancer?
  • A guy walks in a store looking to buy some beer
  • One afternoon, a teenage couple was on a hike in the woods.
  • Wish me luck, everyone! I have to meet with some people working at my bank in a few minutes. If all goes well I’ll pay off every debt I have, and still have enough to retire early.
  • A penguin was driving through a small town when his car broke down…
  • Not all construction tasks are equally enjoyable.
  • In a carpenter’s workshop, one apprentice makes a bet that he can recognize any type of wood just by its smell. They blindfold him and hand him the first board… the apprentice smells it confidently and says: “Oak!”
  • I was admitted into the hospital and as I settled into my bed, I overheard my “roommate” using the speakerphone to order breakfast from the cafeteria
  • My mom went on vacation to Florida
  • School year is like pregnancy.
  • A man visits his lawyer
  • A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.
  • Election results are like group project grades
  • A librarian is having a discussion with a cobra…
  • Job interview question: Why ask for a high salary with no experience?
  • The other day I needed to pay a visit to a public toilet
  • A man doesn’t come home from work Friday, instead he spends the whole weekend out fishing with his buddies.
  • A hunter walks into a pub and says that he is the greatest hunter, he can recognize any game animal by its fur, and if they show him the wound, he can even tell which weapon killed it in exchange for a drink.
  • Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
  • (An original joke best read aloud) My friend got a job as one of those sushi girls. Y’know, where guys eat sushi off her naked.
  • What did the ghost of the Redditor say when looking at it’s own corpse?
  • What’s yellow and really hurts if it gets in your eye?
  • What a nice couple, how long have you been married?
  • Three cougars
  • Why did the BYU student come inside?
  • Reminder: terrorist jokes are tasteless and unfunny
  • Would make a joke about fencing
  • Possums are from the south
  • Did you know they just ruled dad jokes to be unconstitutional?
  • Boudreaux goes to the doctor
  • I called off work today when I saw the date
  • I hate people who take drugs
  • A very pregnant lady boarded a bus and noticed a young man smiling at her.
  • A gynecologist noticed his new patient was a little nervous.
  • The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.
  • San Francisco, 1895. A man on the outskirts of town hires a cab driver to ride to the train station. No one wants to go that far, but one driver agrees.
  • A wife leaned into her husband and purred, “Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?”
  • I promised my son…
  • Jogger sees fire
  • A salesman, Computer engineer and a system programmer
  • General Secretary Khrushchev and President Nixon met and started boasting about the greatness of their countries.
  • An American walks into a bar & orders a beer
  • A farmer’s son joins reddit and finds the r/Jokes subreddit
  • My Wife Always Gives 100% Sound Advice
  • A Caveman and a bear walk into a bar
  • I wrote a song about being naked.

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