Car Okay, here’s the original joke and then my “Joke Poo” version, aiming for a similar comedic structure but a different punchline: Original Joke: What is a 3 letter word that starts…
Category: Husband
My wife says I should keep busy
My wife says I should keep busy, I explained that i had just spent an hour taking down our dry herbs we had hanging and put the useful parts in jars while…
When yure wife asks ..
My wife asked me to buy her something nice with diamonds in it, for her birthday So I bought her a deck of cards Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” version of that…
What you want people would say at your funeral
A pastor interrupts a Sermon to ask 3 men in the front row: "What would you want your loved ones to say as they are looking at you coffin?" 1st one: "That…
Bowling
A man and woman are sitting on the couch at home. She asks: “Hey, do you feel like going bowling tonight, or should we just stay in and relax?” He replies: “Now…
I asked my wife if I was the only one that she’s slept with.
She replied with: Well, yes honey.. everyone else kept me awake at night Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” titled “Employee Review Poo”: Title: Employee Review Poo I asked my…
On a freezing cold winter morning, a blonde and her husband were having breakfast when the radio announcer said:
On a freezing cold winter morning, a blonde and her husband were having breakfast when the radio announcer said: “We’re expecting 8 to 10 inches of snow today. Please move your car…
A woman walked into the kitchen
…to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?"She asked. "Hunting Flies"He responded. "Oh. Killing any?"She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked….
When I got married…
we discussed whether or not my wife would change her name. She really wasn’t that keen on the idea but…I don’t know…I just really wanted her to have my old girlfriend’s name….
When we woke up, I reminded my wife that we had a big day ahead of us and needed to get ready and go. She said, “Okay, but breakfast comes first.“
I’m like, “for the last time, I’m not calling you that.“ Okay, here’s a Joke Poo version of that joke: Joke Poo: Data Migration When we woke up, I reminded the team…