I suppose I should wait until she gets out. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your given joke: Joke Poo: My Dog Says My dog says it’s disgusting…
Category: Husband
A lawyer was sitting in her office late one night when Satan appeared and offered her a deal
"You can win every case you try for the rest of your life. Your clients will adore you, your colleagues will stand in awe of you, and you will make embarrassing sums…
Outjerked by TSA Agent
TSA flagged me for a belt, pulled me aside and started to give me a backhanded pat down to the goods. I look over at my wife and say “This better not…
Mystery mark
A woman walks into the doctor’s office, a little concerned. “Doctor,” she says, “every morning I wake up with this weird grey smudge on my lower belly.” The doctor frowns, examines the…
My wife texted me a selfie of herself in a new dress. She asked if it made her look fat. I texted back Noo…
My phone autocorrected it to Moo. I now don't know what to do Original Joke: My wife texted me a selfie of herself in a new dress. She asked if it made…
My wife said if I don’t get off Reddit right now she’s going to come over and smash my face into the keyboard.
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Nicola’s wedding day was fast approaching, and nothing could dampen her excitement!
Nicola’s wedding day was fast approaching, and nothing could dampen her excitement — not even her parents’ unpleasant and acrimonious divorce. Her mom had found the perfect dress and was sure she’d…
Tight shoes
A man walks into a high-end shoe store and points straight at a sleek, expensive pair. “I want those,” he says. “Excellent choice,” says the salesman. “They’re $600. What size are you?”…
A blonde guy comes home early from work and hears weird noises coming from the bedroom.
He races upstairs and finds his wife, completely naked, sweating and panting like she ran a marathon. “WHAT is going on?!” he shouts. She thinks quick and gasps, “I-I-I think I’m having…
On my 45th birthday, my wife whispered, “So, are you finally ready to try some butt stuff?“ I said, “Hell yeah I am!“
She said, “Great! I scheduled your colonoscopy for next week.” Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: The Tax Audit On our 10th anniversary, my accountant winked and said, “So, are…