When I first became disabled, it weighed on my first wife heavily. She struggled with it more and more until we eventually divorced. So when I met my second wife, I was…
Category: Husband
One of the airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands on business trips.
Anticipating some valuable testimonials, the publicity department of the airline sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who used the special rates, asking how they enjoyed their trip. Responses are…
Two hunters are out in the woods
when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend…
A couple goes to a counselor.
The wife unloads for 10 straight minutes. “He never listens, never compliments me, never touches me, and he always forgets our anniversary!” The counselor gets up, walks over, hugs the wife gently,…
One of the airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands on business trips.
Anticipating some valuable testimonials, the publicity department of the airline sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who used the special rates, asking how they enjoyed their trip. Responses are…
A married couple were arguing while travelling for dinner at a posh restaurant.
They yelled and swore at each other almost all the way and just before they arrived, the wife said to the husband: "You are very lucky to have me, no other normal…
The only cow in a small town in Poland stopped giving milk.
The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow from Moscow for two thousand roubles or one from Minsk for one thousand roubles. Being frugal, they bought the…
St.Peter Decides He’s Accepting Only Amusing Cases To Heaven…
…as he's bored with all the people's typical deaths and wants to shake it up, just for one day. First person is at the Gates. Peter says "I'm letting you in only…
A guy comes home from work, walks into his bedroom, and finds a stranger banging his wife.
The guy says, "Hey! What the hell is going on here!?!" And his wife says to the stranger, "See? I told you he was stupid." Joke Poo: The Internship A software engineer…
My Dad’s favorite joke
A guy had been a hunter all his life. He was obsessed with it so much that his long-suffering wife decided in the spring that she was going with him for the…