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I don’t care if you’re disabled

Posted on August 1, 2025 by Joke Poo

When I first became disabled, it weighed on my first wife heavily. She struggled with it more and more until we eventually divorced. So when I met my second wife, I was…

One of the airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands on business trips.

Posted on July 31, 2025 by Joke Poo

Anticipating some valuable testimonials, the publicity department of the airline sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who used the special rates, asking how they enjoyed their trip. Responses are…

Two hunters are out in the woods

Posted on July 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend…

A couple goes to a counselor.

Posted on July 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

The wife unloads for 10 straight minutes. “He never listens, never compliments me, never touches me, and he always forgets our anniversary!” The counselor gets up, walks over, hugs the wife gently,…

One of the airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands on business trips.

Posted on July 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

Anticipating some valuable testimonials, the publicity department of the airline sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who used the special rates, asking how they enjoyed their trip. Responses are…

A married couple were arguing while travelling for dinner at a posh restaurant.

Posted on July 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

They yelled and swore at each other almost all the way and just before they arrived, the wife said to the husband: "You are very lucky to have me, no other normal…

The only cow in a small town in Poland stopped giving milk.

Posted on July 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow from Moscow for two thousand roubles or one from Minsk for one thousand roubles. Being frugal, they bought the…

St.Peter Decides He’s Accepting Only Amusing Cases To Heaven…

Posted on July 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

…as he's bored with all the people's typical deaths and wants to shake it up, just for one day. First person is at the Gates. Peter says "I'm letting you in only…

A guy comes home from work, walks into his bedroom, and finds a stranger banging his wife.

Posted on July 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

The guy says, "Hey! What the hell is going on here!?!" And his wife says to the stranger, "See? I told you he was stupid." Joke Poo: The Internship A software engineer…

My Dad’s favorite joke

Posted on July 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

A guy had been a hunter all his life. He was obsessed with it so much that his long-suffering wife decided in the spring that she was going with him for the…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • The butcher shop
  • September is Alzheimer’s awareness month
  • I saw a bison in the gym doing a workout the other day….
  • A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
  • Mexican Mayonnaise
  • I hate charging my electric car.
  • One day I called home and my kid answered. I asked where’s mom?
  • An old man comes to confession and says to the priest:
  • A Knock Knock Joke
  • What’s common between a testicular joke and testicular cancer?
  • A guy walks in a store looking to buy some beer
  • One afternoon, a teenage couple was on a hike in the woods.
  • Wish me luck, everyone! I have to meet with some people working at my bank in a few minutes. If all goes well I’ll pay off every debt I have, and still have enough to retire early.
  • A penguin was driving through a small town when his car broke down…
  • Not all construction tasks are equally enjoyable.
  • In a carpenter’s workshop, one apprentice makes a bet that he can recognize any type of wood just by its smell. They blindfold him and hand him the first board… the apprentice smells it confidently and says: “Oak!”
  • I was admitted into the hospital and as I settled into my bed, I overheard my “roommate” using the speakerphone to order breakfast from the cafeteria
  • My mom went on vacation to Florida
  • School year is like pregnancy.
  • A man visits his lawyer
  • A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.
  • Election results are like group project grades
  • A librarian is having a discussion with a cobra…
  • Job interview question: Why ask for a high salary with no experience?
  • The other day I needed to pay a visit to a public toilet
  • A man doesn’t come home from work Friday, instead he spends the whole weekend out fishing with his buddies.
  • A hunter walks into a pub and says that he is the greatest hunter, he can recognize any game animal by its fur, and if they show him the wound, he can even tell which weapon killed it in exchange for a drink.
  • Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
  • (An original joke best read aloud) My friend got a job as one of those sushi girls. Y’know, where guys eat sushi off her naked.
  • What did the ghost of the Redditor say when looking at it’s own corpse?
  • What’s yellow and really hurts if it gets in your eye?
  • What a nice couple, how long have you been married?
  • Three cougars
  • Why did the BYU student come inside?
  • Reminder: terrorist jokes are tasteless and unfunny
  • Would make a joke about fencing
  • Possums are from the south
  • Did you know they just ruled dad jokes to be unconstitutional?
  • Boudreaux goes to the doctor
  • I called off work today when I saw the date
  • I hate people who take drugs
  • A very pregnant lady boarded a bus and noticed a young man smiling at her.
  • A gynecologist noticed his new patient was a little nervous.
  • The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.
  • San Francisco, 1895. A man on the outskirts of town hires a cab driver to ride to the train station. No one wants to go that far, but one driver agrees.
  • A wife leaned into her husband and purred, “Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?”
  • I promised my son…
  • Jogger sees fire
  • A salesman, Computer engineer and a system programmer
  • General Secretary Khrushchev and President Nixon met and started boasting about the greatness of their countries.

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