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I asked my wife if she’d prefer to eat a goat-baby, a pig-baby or a matta-baby.

Posted on June 19, 2025 by Joke Poo

She asked; what’s a matta baby?

Nothing, I said. What’s a matter with you, baby?

Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of that joke:

Joke Poo: The AI Assistant

I asked my AI assistant if it would rather manage a database on dog breeds, cat breeds, or blobfish breeds.

It responded: What’s a blobfish breed?

Nothing, I said. What’s the matter with you, breed? You’re supposed to know everything!

Alright, let’s dissect this "baby" joke like a seasoned comedy surgeon.

Joke Breakdown:

  • Premise: A husband presents his wife with a bizarre (and slightly unsettling) multiple-choice question about eating various baby animals. The unexpected choices are the source of the initial discomfort/intrigue.
  • Suspense: The question is absurd enough to keep you wondering where it’s going.
  • Punchline: The punchline relies on a phonetic pun, where "matta-baby" sounds like "matter, baby" when spoken with a specific accent. The husband uses this to set up a classic "What’s the matter with you?" flirtatious query.
  • Humor Type: Pun-based, situational irony (the wife’s concern versus the husband’s flirtatious intention), and a touch of absurdism.
  • Key Elements: Phonetic pun, baby animals, the word "matter," marital interaction.

Comedic Enrichment: Leveraging the Elements

Here are a few ideas building off these elements:

1. The "Did You Know" (with a twist):

"Did you know that the average goat kid (baby goat) is weaned around 3 months old? Which, coincidentally, is precisely how long it takes to get a cease-and-desist order from PETA after asking your wife if she wants to eat one… metaphorically, of course. Unless, of course, she IS PETA. Then you’ve got real ‘matta-baby’ on your hands."

Why this works:

  • It takes a small element of the joke to a new level.
  • Starts factual, then becomes absurd.
  • Connects the punchline of the original joke with the idea of legal retribution.

2. A New Joke:

"I tried that ‘matta-baby’ joke on my vegan friend. She didn’t laugh. She just gave me this look that said, ‘What’s the faux pas with you?’ I guess puns about lab-grown meat aren’t her thing either."

Why this works:

  • It references the original joke directly, creating an expectation for the punchline.
  • It plays on the increasing popularity of artificial meat.
  • Extends the same style of pun (faux pas vs "what’s the matter")

3. A Witty Observation:

"You know, that ‘matta-baby’ joke is a real test of your marriage. If your spouse’s first reaction is disgust at the animal options, you’ve probably got a good person on your hands. If their first reaction is existential dread about the nature of reality… well, good luck with that dinner conversation."

Why this works:

  • It analyzes the original joke from a relationship perspective.
  • Highlights the potential for diverse reactions and the implications.

4. Alternative Punchline
I asked my wife if she’d prefer to eat a goat-baby, a pig-baby or a matta-baby.
She asked; what’s a matta baby?
Oh that’s what you called our first, I said.

5. Continuing the Theme
I asked my wife if she’d prefer to eat a goat-baby, a pig-baby or a matta-baby.
She asked; what’s a matta baby?
Nothing, I said, but you look like you could use a lotto-baby.
She rolled her eyes. ‘Oh god, another pun’, she said.
‘Yup, they just get cheddar-baby’ I replied.

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