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I found a stone in the shape of a guitar pick

Posted on July 6, 2025 by Joke Poo

I used it to play rock music

Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” based on the stone guitar pick joke, aiming for a similar structure and twist:

Joke Poo: I Found a Feather

I found a feather shaped like a tiny barrister’s wig.

I used it to try petty cases in my birdhouse.

Alright, let’s break down this geological/musical joke:

Joke Dissection:

  • Setup: “I found a stone in the shape of a guitar pick.” – This sets up an unexpected discovery, a natural object resembling a manufactured tool. It relies on the audience recognizing the common shape of a guitar pick.
  • Punchline: “I used it to play rock music.” – The punchline is funny due to the incongruity and implied absurdity. It hinges on the literal use of the found object, contrasting the expectation of preserving it, admiring its unique shape, or perhaps selling it on Etsy. It also leverages the stereotypical image of rock music as raw, simple, and perhaps even primitive. The humor comes from the unexpected, slightly absurd, and perhaps slightly “dumb” action.

Key Elements:

  • Geology: Stones, natural formations, the unlikelihood of a naturally occurring guitar pick.
  • Music (Rock): Guitar picks, guitars, the perceived energy/rawness of rock music, the implied lack of precision.
  • Incongruity: The mismatch between a geological find and a musical instrument/tool.
  • Literal Interpretation: The straight-faced use of the stone as intended.

New Humor Creation:

Okay, let’s leverage this for some comedic enrichment. Here’s a “Did You Know?” style observation playing off the joke:

Did you know: The geological formation most likely to resemble a guitar pick is actually slate, a fine-grained metamorphic rock easily split into thin, flat sheets. This is ironic because early rock and roll pioneers often faced stony resistance from society’s “slate” – the established norms – and their music was anything but flat! Maybe finding a slate guitar pick IS a sign! Just be careful; playing too aggressively with a slate pick can lead to some serious fretboard shale-cking. You might even end up with a ‘metamorphic’ guitar of your own, transformed beyond recognition. Now that’s what I call rock and roll!

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