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I have an entry level job with thousands of people below me

Posted on November 3, 2025 by Joke Poo

I work in a graveyard

Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, riffing on the original graveyard joke:

Joke Poo: I’m Flush With Success

I have an entry-level job that handles millions of transactions a day, and sometimes things get pretty backed up.
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… I’m a plumber.

Alright, let’s dig into this graveyard humor!

Joke Dissection:

  • Core Structure: It’s a classic misdirection setup/punchline format. The initial statement (“entry level job with thousands of people below me”) sets up an expectation of corporate hierarchy.
  • Key Element 1: Misdirection: The setup intentionally leads the listener to think of a corporate or governmental power structure. “Entry level” implies low status, but “thousands of people below me” suggests a high degree of authority, creating a cognitive dissonance.
  • Key Element 2: Graveyard Juxtaposition: The punchline (“I work in a graveyard”) subverts the corporate expectation and replaces it with a literal interpretation of “below me,” creating humor through surprise and the morbid connection.
  • Humor Source: The humor stems from the unexpected twist, the contrast between the professional setting implied and the macabre reality, and the clever wordplay on “below me.”

Comedic Enrichment & New Humor:

Okay, drawing inspiration from these elements, let’s play on the “graveyard” and “hierarchy” themes with a touch of historical trivia:

Fact-Based Observation:

Did you know that historically, graveyards weren’t just places for burying bodies? In the 18th and 19th centuries, many graveyards served as public parks. People would stroll through them, have picnics, even meet for social gatherings. The tombstones served as impromptu benches! So, in a way, our graveyard worker isn’t just supervising the below; they’re overseeing a kind of horizontal social gathering…of the deceased. Talk about deadlines for conversation!

New Joke/Observation:

I told my boss at the cemetery that I needed a raise. I said, “I’m responsible for overseeing thousands of people, maintaining their eternal real estate, and keeping the grounds in pristine condition!”

He replied, “That’s a good one, but don’t get carried away.”

Explanation of New Humor:

  • The new joke riffs on the “thousands below me” concept.
  • The “raise” request is a callback to corporate hierarchy.
  • The boss’s response is a pun, a callback to the morbid nature of the joke, and underscores the humor.
  • The observation connects the humor to a historical fact, enriching the joke with a surprising and somewhat absurd historical context.

Hopefully, this analysis and new humor build upon the original joke in an amusing and insightful way!

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