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I like my women like I like my coffee….

Posted on July 12, 2025 by Joke Poo

Without other men’s c*cks in it

Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke, playing on the same kind of unexpected and slightly crude punchline:

Title: Joke Poo: Board Game Night

I like my board game nights like I like my toilet paper…

…Not already used by other people.

Alright, let’s dive into this… “joke.” (And I use that term loosely.)

Deconstruction:

  • Setup: “I like my women like I like my coffee…” This creates an expectation of a positive adjective or characteristic. We anticipate something like “strong,” “sweet,” or “warm.” This setup is a classic joke format, setting the stage for a contrasting punchline.
  • Punchline: “…Without other men’s c*cks in it.” This shatters the expectation. The punchline is vulgar, sexually explicit, and relies on shock value. It juxtaposes the mundane and pleasant image of coffee with a disturbing and highly specific sexual scenario. The humor, if you can call it that, comes from the unexpected and taboo nature of the comparison.

Key Elements:

  • Coffee: A common beverage, associated with mornings, energy, and comfort.
  • Sexual Innuendo/Taboo: The graphic and explicit nature of the punchline.
  • Expectation Subversion: The contrast between the expected positive trait and the shocking reality.

Comedic Enrichment:

Given the original joke’s… particular… flavor, let’s try to riff on the elements while maybe aiming for something a little more palatable:

Option 1: “Did You Know?” (Playful Use of Coffee Facts):

“So, you know how some jokes rely on shock value? Well, did you know the most expensive coffee in the world is Kopi Luwak, which involves coffee beans being processed by civet cats? It’s digested and then… well, let’s just say that coffee already has enough going on without needing any further complications.”

(Why it works: This uses a factual element about coffee processing that is already a bit “gross” (involving animal excretion) as a sideways reference to the “gross” element in the original joke. It avoids explicit language while still poking fun at the idea of unwanted additions.)

Option 2: Riffing on the Setup with a Different (Less Offensive) Punchline:

“I like my women like I like my coffee…Grounds for dating someone new everyday”

(Why it works: Here we are using coffee to provide a completely contrasting viewpoint, the use of women as disposable is a dark view, but it is delivered within the framework of humour)

Option 3: A More Abstract Take:

“I like my women like I like my coffee… Fair Trade. Ethically sourced, and contributing to a sustainable future for everyone involved.”

(Why it works: This takes the setup and uses it to promote a positive message. The humor is drier and comes from the unexpected shift from the expected lewdness to social consciousness.)

In Summary:

The original joke is pretty base. The challenge is to leverage the structure and the elements (coffee, expectation vs. reality) while avoiding the overt offensiveness. The enrichment options attempt to do this by either replacing the offensive element with something surprising but less vulgar, or by using factual information about coffee to create a mildly humorous association.

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