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I promised my son…

Posted on September 9, 2025 by Joke Poo

…I'd get him a new tablet for his birthday, due to his old one being really slow and with limited storage.

After buying a new one though, I found out it was running my favourite mobile game perfectly and well… I decided to keep it for myself.

I feel like I left my son to his own device.

Joke Poo: The Toilet Training Tablet

I promised my toddler… I’d get him a new potty training tablet app for learning toilet habits, due to his old one being really glitchy and constantly crashing.

After buying the ‘Potty Pal 5000’ though, I found out it had a really addictive mini-game where you flick virtual poo at cartoon germs and well… I decided to keep it for myself.

I guess you could say I’m now fully immersed in potty training… virtually.

Alright, let’s dissect this joke like a frog in high school bio, except funnier.

Core Elements of the Joke:

  • Setup: Dad promises son a new tablet due to performance issues with the old one.
  • Twist: Dad selfishly keeps the new tablet for himself after discovering it runs his favorite game well.
  • Punchline: Pun on “left my son to his own device,” capitalizing on the double meaning of “device” (both tech gadget and one’s own initiative).
  • Underlying Theme: Parental selfishness masked as humor, a relatable (and slightly cringeworthy) truth.

Now, let’s add some comedic enrichment using related facts and observations:

A. The “Fast Tablet” Angle: Did You Know?

Did you know that the speed of a modern tablet processor is often measured in billions of instructions per second (GIPS)? So, basically, this dad stole billions of his son’s potential happy moments just to play Candy Crush faster. I bet his son feels like he’s stuck in the Stone Age… of loading screens.

B. The “Gaming” Angle: New Joke

Why did the dad keep the new tablet from his son? Because he said, “I’ve been waiting years to get a good framerate on this game. If I give it to him now, he’ll just be some kid, playing Minecraft at 120 FPS while I’m stuck at 20 on my phone. No way. This is my generational curse to break!”

C. The “Parental Guilt” Angle: Witty Observation

That feeling of guilt after stealing your kid’s birthday present is kind of like buying organic groceries… you know you should be doing it, but you mostly just feel judged for not doing it all the time. At least this dad will have a pristine tablet to endlessly scroll through articles about “How To Be a Better Parent” on.

D. The “Pun Enhancement” Angle: Alternative Punchline

I feel like I left my son to his own device…and by “device,” I mean the broken tablet that runs slower than my grandma on dial-up, while I enjoy this sleek, new, gaming powerhouse. It’s not my fault he doesn’t appreciate cutting-edge technology!

Explanation of Comedic Enrichment Choices:

  • A – Did You Know?: Injects a technical detail about tablet speed, highlighting the absurdity of the dad’s greed by exaggerating what he’s really stealing from his son.
  • B – New Joke: Takes the original premise and turns it into a more exaggerated and absurd scenario.
  • C – Witty Observation: Creates a comparison that hits home by linking the feeling of parental guilt to other aspects of modern life.
  • D – Alternative Punchline: Plays more heavily on the specifics of the original joke and tries to enhance the absurdity.

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