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I started the world’s first underground rock ‘n’ roll nightclub that accepts food stamps

Posted on September 17, 2025 by Joke Poo

It’s called EBTB

Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of your joke, titled “Joke Poo,” aiming for a similar structure and twist:

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I started the world’s first waste management company that only collects puns.

It’s called “Refuse to Be Serious.”

Alright, let’s break down this joke!

Core Elements:

  • Premise: A rock ‘n’ roll nightclub, traditionally associated with a certain rebellious and often financially precarious lifestyle, is underground (literally and metaphorically).
  • Punchline: The name “EBTB” reveals the surprising and incongruous twist: the club accepts food stamps (EBT stands for Electronic Benefits Transfer).
  • Humor Source: The humor derives from the unexpected juxtaposition of rock ‘n’ roll (and its associated counter-culture, sometimes anti-establishment vibe) with a government assistance program. The name, a clever play on words like CBGB, is the icing on the cake. It’s funny because it’s a little sad, a little absurd, and perhaps even a little bit insightful about the realities of the music scene.

Factual/Interesting Tidbits to Build On:

  • CBGB: The original joke cleverly mimics the name of CBGB, which was an actual New York City music club famous for launching punk rock and new wave bands.
  • Underground Music & Culture: The term “underground” in music signifies alternative, non-commercial, and often intentionally inaccessible music scenes.
  • Food Stamps/EBT: The Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP), commonly known as food stamps and accessed via EBT cards, is a government program providing low-income individuals and families with funds to purchase food.

Here’s a new piece of humor inspired by the original joke, incorporating some of these tidbits:

Joke:

I tried to get my band booked at EBTB, the legendary underground rock club. The owner took one look at our demo and said, “Look, your music is too… nutrient-dense. We prefer something a little more…instant ramen.”

Why it works:

  • It directly references the original joke through EBTB.
  • It builds on the food stamp/EBT theme by using food-related metaphors to describe the band’s music.
  • “Nutrient-dense” music implies complexity and richness, while “instant ramen” suggests something cheap, simple, and easily consumed – creating a comedic contrast.
  • It also implies that the music, like the foodstamps, is about survival for the club-goers.

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