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I told a joke this morning in a Zoom meeting. No one laughed.

Posted on July 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

Seems I'm not remotely funny.

Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” inspired by your Zoom joke:

Title: Toilet Humor

I told a joke while using a public restroom stall. No one laughed.

Seems my delivery was… stalled.

Alright, let’s break down this joke and amplify its comedic potential!

Joke Deconstruction:

  • Core Joke: The pun relies on the double meaning of “remotely”:
    • Literal meaning: Pertaining to something happening at a distance, via technology (Zoom).
    • Figurative meaning: “Not at all” or “to a small degree” (funny).
  • Setup: The setup is the statement that the joke was delivered in a Zoom meeting and received no laughs. This establishes the context for the pun.
  • Punchline: “Seems I’m not remotely funny.” This is the payoff, connecting the literal and figurative meanings of “remotely.”
  • Humor Type: Pun, self-deprecating humor (implied acknowledgment of not being funny).

Key Elements to Exploit:

  • Zoom/Remote Meetings: The technology and social dynamics of remote communication.
  • Humor: The nature of comedy, what makes things funny, and the subjectivity of humor.
  • Self-Deprecation: The comedic power of downplaying oneself.
  • Failure: The relatable experience of jokes falling flat.

Comedic Enrichment: Amplifying the Joke

Let’s create a “Did You Know?” factoid and a follow-up joke based on this analysis:

Did You Know?

  • According to a study by MIT, video conference delays of just 1.2 seconds can make people perceive you as less friendly and less focused. Maybe that’s why my joke bombed on Zoom; my delivery was remotely slow!

New Joke/Observation:

I’m thinking of switching to stand-up… comedy on Google Meet. At least then, when my jokes tank, I can blame it on the echo. It’s harder to argue with science when you’ve got quantifiable reverb.

Explanation of How it Builds:

  • Links to Original: It acknowledges the original joke’s premise of failing humor in a virtual meeting.
  • Exploits Key Elements:
    • Zoom/Remote Meetings: It’s now expanded to Google Meet, another popular platform.
    • Humor: It touches upon the importance of timing and blaming external factors.
    • Self-Deprecation: The comedian is still accepting that the joke didn’t land, but deflecting the blame onto the tech.
    • Failure: Playing on the experience of joke failure, and searching for an explanation.
  • Adds a Layer: Introduces the idea of blaming technological issues for comedic failures.

This approach takes the original joke, dissects its components, and then uses factual information and creative embellishment to produce more humor that resonates with the core joke’s themes and situations.

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