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I told my boss, “Most of my best ideas come while I’m taking a shit.”

Posted on September 20, 2025 by Joke Poo

He said, “Fine… but next time, don’t bring the toilet into the meeting.”

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I confessed to the health inspector, “Most of my award-winning sauces come from techniques I developed while unclogging the kitchen sink.”

He replied, “That’s fascinating… but next time, please don’t serve the hairball dumplings at the gala.”

Alright, let’s dive into this comedic bowel movement of a joke!

Joke Dissection:

  • Core Concept: The joke relies on the contrast between the common experience of having creative thoughts during toilet time and the inappropriateness of bringing the actual toilet into a professional setting.
  • Key Elements:
    • “Best Ideas”: Implies valuable, work-related insights.
    • “Taking a Shit”: A crude but relatable euphemism for a common bodily function. The inherent vulnerability and privacy associated with this activity are key.
    • “Toilet”: The literal object, symbolizing the absurdity of physically integrating one’s bathroom habits into the workplace.
    • Boss/Employee Relationship: The power dynamic adds to the humor; the employee is being presumptuous, and the boss is reacting with (understandable) annoyance.
  • Humor Mechanism: Absurdity, juxtaposition of the high (best ideas) and low (bodily function), and violation of social norms.

Enrichment Through Facts and Observations:

Now, let’s leverage some interesting facts to craft new humor.

Factoid: The toilet was patented by Alexander Cumming in 1775, and the flushing toilet revolutionized sanitation, saving countless lives by reducing the spread of disease. However, people were using “earth closets” (dry toilets with ash or earth) for many years before that, so it may not have seemed so revolutionary at first!

Humorous Response:

Joke #1:

I told my boss, “Most of my best ideas come while I’m taking a shit. It’s like a porcelain brainstorming session, a number two think tank, a bowel-powered innovation hub…”
He said, “Look, I appreciate that you’re embracing your inner Alexander Cumming, but the breakroom’s drainage system is NOT ready for a sudden influx of creative output, or… anything else you’re outputting.”

Joke #2:

I said “I get my best ideas on the toilet” and the boss replied, “I appreciate your dedication, but maybe try using our new ‘Standing Desk’ instead. That way all of your coworkers can also share in this process of thought.”

Witty Observation:

“It’s funny how we romanticize the “eureka” moment in the shower, but the porcelain throne is often a more realistic incubator of innovation. Maybe we should replace water coolers with… well, you get the picture.”

“Did You Know” (with a comedic twist):

“Did you know that some companies are now experimenting with ‘mindfulness’ toilet breaks to boost creativity? The only problem is figuring out how to incorporate the sound of flushing into a guided meditation.”

The key is to take the original concept—the awkward connection between toilet time and creative ideas—and either amplify the absurdity, introduce a new layer of unexpected logic, or connect it to a surprising fact in a humorous way. Good luck with your own comedic explorations!

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