I took one of those DNA tests to find out my ethnicity. After 2 weeks I got a reply.

Joke Poo:

I took one of those AI art prompt tests to see what kind of digital artist I’d be. After a week of submissions, I finally got a response:

Dear User,

Please stop sending us your bowel movement descriptions.

Thanks,
Midjourney Support Team

Alright, let’s dissect this sperm-tacular joke.

Key Elements:

• Premise: A person takes a DNA ethnicity test (23andMe is specified, adding a layer of relatable brand recognition).
• Expectation: The anticipation of discovering ancestral heritage.
• Twist/Subversion: Instead of expected ethnicity results, the person receives a cease-and-desist letter for inappropriate submission of… bodily fluids.
• Humor Source: The contrast between the noble goal (discovering roots) and the gross-out reality. The misunderstanding is amplified by the official, sterile tone of the legal team.

Now, let’s enrich this with a related “Did You Know?” and new joke:

Did You Know?: 23andMe, while primarily focused on ancestry and health traits, does have guidelines regarding the quality and quantity of saliva samples. Excessive volume is a potential red flag, though usually just because it makes processing difficult, not because they suspect… alternative submissions. They also have strict policies against sending samples that are not your own, which… this technically violates.

New Joke:

I’m starting my own DNA testing company, “Ancestry.Oh.My.God!” We promise accurate ethnic results, guaranteed not to require a restraining order from our legal team. Our marketing slogan? “Finally, find your roots without the roots finding you.”