Skip to content
Joke Poo
Menu
  • Home
    • The Enduring Power of a Good Joke
  • Categories
    • Totally Feckin random
    • Why Did
    • Long
    • Wife
    • Walks into a bar
    • Dog
    • Bartender
    • Husband
    • Doctor
    • Chicken
  • Privacy Policy
Menu
Joke Poo

I used to be named after a famous South African Bishop.

Posted on July 23, 2025 by Joke Poo

I still am, but I use Tutu.

Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the original, titled “Joke Poo”:

Joke Poo

I used to be named after a famous Roman Emperor known for fiddling.

I still am, but I use Nero-ly now.

Alright, let’s break down this joke and see what comedic gems we can extract.

Joke Dissection:

  • Premise: The joke hinges on a wordplay around the name “Tutu,” specifically referring to Archbishop Desmond Tutu.
  • Setup: “I used to be named after a famous South African Bishop.” This leads the listener to expect a serious or perhaps nostalgic story.
  • Punchline: “I still am, but I use Tutu.” This subverts expectations by revealing the speaker is making a pun on the word “tutu” (a ballerina’s skirt).
  • Humor Mechanism: The humor comes from the unexpected shift in meaning, a classic example of a pun or double entendre. The initial setup creates anticipation for a dignified answer, which is then deflated by the playful word usage.

Key Elements for Enrichment:

  • Desmond Tutu: A Nobel Peace Prize laureate, Anglican cleric, and anti-apartheid activist. His name is strongly associated with morality, reconciliation, and social justice.
  • Tutu (Ballerina’s Skirt): A frivolous, delicate garment associated with ballet and grace.
  • South Africa: A country with a complex history of apartheid, social inequality, and reconciliation.

Comedic Enrichment:

Let’s leverage these elements to craft a new joke and an interesting observation:

New Joke:

Why did Desmond Tutu refuse to endorse the new ballet?

Because he felt it trivialized his name and was a step too far into “Tutu-muchness.” He said, “After years of fighting apartheid, I’m not sure I’m ready to be known as the Archbishop of Pirouettes!”

Witty Observation:

Did you know that Desmond Tutu’s commitment to social justice was so strong that even ballerinas felt a pang of guilt performing in his namesake attire? They whispered backstage, “Are we really living up to the Tutu legacy? Should we be using our pirouettes to dismantle systemic oppression instead of just looking pretty?” One ballerina even started a program teaching underprivileged children ballet, calling it “Leap for Justice.”

Explanation of Enrichment:

  • New Joke: This joke builds on the original pun by attributing a (fictional) reaction to Desmond Tutu himself. It amplifies the contrast between his serious work and the frivolity of the tutu.
  • Witty Observation: This observation plays on the absurdity of connecting Desmond Tutu’s legacy to a ballet skirt. It uses hyperbole and irony to highlight the disconnect while also subtly acknowledging Tutu’s importance. The mention of “Leap for Justice” offers a comedic yet thoughtful conclusion, suggesting a potential (albeit unlikely) fusion of Tutu’s values with the world of ballet.

Todays SH1T Jokes

  • Sister Mary sat across the table from the mother superior.
  • Max and Pete are getting a haircut and shave at a barbershop.
  • An elderly Jewish man crashes his car into a tree. The paramedics arrive and use the jaws of life to extract him from the vehicle. They then put him on a stretcher, loosen his clothing to facilitate breathing, and cover him with a blanket.
  • “Push harder”, I shouted at my wife while she was in labor.
  • Two Irishmen were sitting at a pub having a pint, watching the brothel across the street.
  • After landing my new job as a Walmart greeter — a great gig for many retirees — I lasted less than a day.
  • How can you tell it isn’t Halloween yet?
  • I was chilling on the couch before work
  • One Hot Summer Day…
  • Another man goes to another doctor
  • Purple is my favorite color…
  • The punchline is the name of the site you are on.
  • Why do ghosts like to take the elevator?
  • A man goes to the doctor
  • Camel Brand Cigarettes
  • Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you and feel happy that you are alive?
  • A blonde goes ice fishing
  • A 60 Year billionaire marries a hot 25 Years old girl
  • A sheepdog returns to his farmer and says, “All right, I’ve got your 70 sheep back in the east pen.”
  • The Robot Interview
  • A man goes to a doctor
  • I shot someone with a starting gun the other day.
  • A new Navy recruit starts his first day on a submarine.
  • A married man spots a gorgeous woman in the supermarket and says, “Excuse me, I’ve lost my wife somewhere in these aisles… would you mind chatting with me for a bit?”
  • A young man walks into a pharmacy and asks for condoms…
  • An old lady goes to the doctor and says ‘doc, I can’t stop farting. They’re silent with no smell, but I’ve let out 20 in the past 5 minutes sitting here’
  • Girlfriend asked if she was fat so I proved my love in the most literal way
  • A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet
  • What’s the scariest thing a gun toting, pegging enthusiast, broke ass girlfriend can say to you?
  • Yo mama’s so fat… whenever she went to the circus…
  • What’s the difference between a guy at a gay bar, a Type 2 diabetic, and a job applicant at a construction site?
  • Patient goes to doctor for test results.
  • A farmer was selling apple seeds that were supposed to make you smarter.
  • A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. He takes it outside to enjoy on the bench.
  • Two old friends run into each other on the street.
  • The burley gates of heaven
  • Did you hear about the price of chimneys these days?!
  • The Captain’s Red Shirt
  • Little Johnny’s neighbor
  • Horse
  • Your momma’s so fat…
  • I saw a dwarf climbing down a rope from a prison rooftop.
  • A Jewish woman came to her rabi, visibly upset.
  • Teacher asks Billy a math question
  • I find people can be so judgemental these days….
  • The butcher shop
  • September is Alzheimer’s awareness month
  • I saw a bison in the gym doing a workout the other day….
  • A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
  • Mexican Mayonnaise

Categories

  • "Walks into a bar"
  • Bartender
  • Blonde
  • Chicken
  • Dirty
  • Doctor
  • Dog
  • Heaven
  • Husband
  • Irishman
  • Knock Knock
  • Knock-Knock Joke
  • Lawyer
  • Lightbulb
  • Long
  • Mother-in-law
  • Politician
  • Priest
  • Religion
  • Totally Feckin random
  • Walks into a bar
  • What's the difference
  • Why Did
  • Wife
©2025 Joke Poo | Design: Newspaperly WordPress Theme