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I was asked to write three words that describe me, I wrote

Posted on July 7, 2025 by Joke Poo

Lazy

Okay, here’s the original joke and my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version, keeping a similar structure:

Original Joke:

I was asked to write three words that describe me, I wrote: Lazy.

Joke Poo:

Title: Performance Review

My boss asked me to summarize my yearly performance in three bullet points, I submitted: “Meets Expectations…Eventually.”

Alright, let’s break down this joke.

Key Elements:

  • The Setup: The premise is a request for self-description in a concise, limited word count. This creates an expectation of a thoughtful or insightful response.
  • The Punchline: The one-word response “Lazy” is unexpected and humorous because it subverts the effort implied by the setup. The speaker is so lazy they can’t even complete a 3 word exercise. The brevity adds to the impact.
  • The Underlying Assumption: The humor relies on the audience recognizing the irony and self-awareness of the “lazy” individual. It’s funny because it’s relatable, many can relate to being lazy.

Humor Enrichment:

Let’s use some facts about the concept of laziness to create a new piece of humor.

Did you know: The concept of “laziness” as a moral failing is relatively recent in human history. In ancient Greece, “apragmosyne” (freedom from labor or business) was actually considered a desirable trait, particularly for philosophers who needed time for contemplation. Thinking and being productive were opposites.

New Joke (Playing on historical perspectives of laziness):

“My therapist told me I have a problem with laziness. I told her, ‘Thank you for freeing up my schedule for more contemplation! Now where’s my toga?'”

Witty Observation:

Modern society pressures us to always be productive. Perhaps a more accurate self-description would be “Resistance to Unnecessary Optimization.”

Bonus – Even lazier joke:

I was told to write three words that describe me, I w

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