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I was at a con the other day and a girl cosplaying as Pomni held the door open for me.

Posted on September 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

I thought, "What a nice jester."

Joke Poo:

Original Joke:

I was at a con the other day and a girl cosplaying as Pomni held the door open for me. I thought, “What a nice jester.”

New Joke (Joke Poo):

I was in the public restroom at the Renaissance Faire, and a very convincingly dressed knight didn’t wash his hands after using the toilet. I thought, “Well, that’s just rank and file.”

Alright, let’s dissect this jester-y jest!

Joke Breakdown:

  • Setup: “I was at a con the other day and a girl cosplaying as Pomni held the door open for me.” – Establishes a setting (a convention, likely a comic con or similar) and introduces a specific cosplayer (Pomni from the digital circus).
  • Punchline: “I thought, ‘What a nice jester.'” – The humor lies in the pun using “jester” and “gesture”, highlighting Pomni’s role as a clown/jester-like character and the nice gesture performed by the cosplayer.

Key Elements:

  1. Pomni: A character from The Amazing Digital Circus, known for her exaggerated expressions and role within a chaotic, digital world.
  2. Cosplay: The act of dressing up as a fictional character, often at conventions.
  3. Pun: The wordplay between “jester” and “gesture”.

Comedic Enrichment Attempts:

Here are a few ideas built off the original joke:

1. New Joke (Playing on Context):

“I tried to thank the Pomni cosplayer for holding the door, but all she could do was stare blankly ahead with a perpetual, slightly terrified smile. Guess she was really in character.”

(This plays on Pomni’s somewhat unsettling, forced-cheerfulness and adds a layer of convention realism.)

2. Witty Observation (Absurdity Enhancement):

“You know, Pomni’s predicament in The Amazing Digital Circus is the perfect metaphor for modern customer service. Trapped, forced to be pleasant, slowly losing your mind, and wondering if it will all end in a horrifying glitch.”

(This elevates the joke by connecting it to a larger, relatable anxiety of thankless customer service jobs.)

3. Did You Know? (Adding a touch of irony):

“Did you know that traditionally, jesters weren’t always known for being nice? Many historical court jesters were granted near-unlimited freedom to mock and criticize the powerful. So, the Pomni cosplayer was breaking with centuries of tradition, one door at a time!”

(This adds an interesting historical fact that contrasts humorously with the original observation.)

4. Re-Framing the Punchline (Emphasizing the Digital Aspect):

“I saw a Pomni cosplayer holding the door at the convention. I almost said, ‘Wow, the digital circus has really improved their error handling!'”

(This punchline brings out the irony of digital malfunction contrasted with helpful act)

My personal favorite is the “Did You Know” fact, as it enriches the joke by adding a layer of historical irony. The best jokes are those that make you think, even just a little bit, and adding this historical tidbit transforms a simple pun into something a little more clever and memorable.

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