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I watched 50 Cent play half a round of golf.

Posted on July 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

That's not the first time he's had 9 holes

Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” of that 50 Cent golf joke:

Title: Joke Poo – Stallone’s Stall

I saw Sylvester Stallone writing half a screenplay in a public restroom.

That’s not the first time he’s had a Rocky scene.

Alright, let’s break down this joke and then amp up the funny.

Joke Dissection:

  • Core Joke Structure: It’s a pun relying on the double meaning of “9 holes.”
  • First Meaning: Referring to the holes on a golf course.
  • Second Meaning: A slang/euphemistic reference to being shot (having bullet wounds). The connection is made through 50 Cent, who famously survived being shot nine times.
  • Humor Mechanism: The humor comes from the unexpected shift from the mundane image of 50 Cent golfing to the darker, more violent image of his past. It’s incongruity and wordplay combined.
  • Target Audience: Likely anyone familiar with 50 Cent’s biography and at least a passing knowledge of golf.

Enrichment & New Humor Generation:

Okay, now let’s leverage this information to create something new. We’ll focus on the “9 holes” connection and add a layer of historical/factual absurdity.

Approach 1: “Did You Know” Factoid with a Twist

“Did you know that statistically, a bullet wound is more likely to cause you to miss a golf game than a pulled hamstring? While hamstring injuries sideline pros for an average of 3 weeks, a 9mm hole… well, let’s just say it’s a longer recovery period. Especially if you’re trying to keep up with the other ‘cents’ on the Forbes list.”

Why this works:

  • It uses the “Did you know” format to set up an expectation of an educational/factual piece.
  • It contrasts the mundane (hamstring injury in golf) with the extreme (being shot).
  • It adds a touch of dark humor, referencing the severity of bullet wounds.
  • It subtly references the wealth and competitive nature of 50 Cent with a hint of wordplay on money (the other cents).

Approach 2: A Pun Extended with Golf Terminology

“50 Cent’s short game is legendary. Apparently, he’s got a real knack for landing below par in any situation. Some say his ‘course management’ skills are born from experience… avoiding hazards, staying out of the rough, and knowing how to drive through anything.”

Why this works:

  • It doubles down on the pun.
  • It incorporates golf terminology (“below par,” “course management,” “hazards,” “the rough,” “drive”) and applies it metaphorically to 50 Cent’s life experiences, specifically his brushes with danger.
  • It’s a slightly more subtle and clever approach that rewards those who understand the golf terms.

Approach 3: A New Joke Structure

Why did 50 Cent switch from rap to golf?

Because after getting nine holes the hard way, he figured a ball in a hole was easier to achieve. Plus, no one raps about sand traps… yet.

Why this works:

  • It sets up a “why” question.
  • The punchline is the reason and leverages both meanings of “9 holes.”
  • It adds a final punch that no one raps about sand traps.

In conclusion, the key to extending this joke’s humor lies in playing with the contrast between the ordinary (golf) and the extraordinary (50 Cent’s past experiences), and the wordplay of having holes and achieving goals.

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