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I went in a restaurant to just use the bathroom. After, the manager confronted me

Posted on August 13, 2025 by Joke Poo

He said: You can't use the bathroom unless you're a customer..! You think water, soap and paper towels are free?

I shook his hand, and said: Don't worry. I neither flushed nor washed my hands

Joke Poo: The Coding Interview

I went into a tech company for a coding interview just to use their restroom. Afterwards, the interviewer confronted me.

He said: “You can’t just use our restroom unless you’re an employee! You think our premium filtered water, organic soap, and sustainably sourced paper towels are free?”

I shrugged, and said: “Don’t worry. My code still compiles, and I didn’t write any comments.”

Alright, let’s break down this joke:

Elements:

  • Premise: Someone enters a restaurant solely to use the bathroom.
  • Conflict: The manager confronts them, citing the cost of bathroom supplies.
  • Punchline: The person reveals they avoided using any supplies by not flushing or washing their hands.
  • Humor Type: Dark humor, situational irony, and perhaps a touch of anti-hygiene gross-out.

Analysis:

The humor derives from the unexpected, revolting solution. The person prioritizes avoiding cost over basic hygiene, subverting social expectations and creating a darkly comedic image. The manager’s concern for minor expenses is comically contrasted with the far greater hygiene issue the “customer” creates.

Comedic Enrichment:

Let’s leverage the “not washing hands” element, combining it with a historical fact.

New Piece:

Joke Setup: I was reading about the history of handwashing the other day, and it made me realize something…

Punchline: That restaurant manager should be thanking me! Before the germ theory of disease was widely accepted in the late 19th century, nobody washed their hands. I was practically bringing back a golden age for them – less water usage, less soap expense, and a nostalgic trip back to a time when people built up real immunity… mostly. Think of it as a period-accurate restroom experience! Just doing my part.

Explanation:

This new piece takes the original joke’s punchline and reframes it with a historical context. The fact that handwashing was not always common practice adds a layer of absurdity. It suggests that by not washing, the individual is not just being cheap, but also historically accurate. This absurdity amplifies the humor.

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