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I went to see my doctor, he asked me to provide a stool sample.

Posted on November 3, 2025 by Joke Poo

So I've enrolled on a basic woodworking course.

He did look concerned when I told him it will probably take me a couple of months to produce.

Joke Poo: I Joined a Yoga Class

I went to my new yoga instructor; she asked us all to demonstrate the “Downward-Facing Dog” pose.

So I took my Shiba Inu, Sparky, out of my bag and held him upside down.

She looked rather surprised when I explained that downward-facing dogs were his specialty.

Alright, let’s get to analyzing this “stool sample” joke!

Joke Deconstruction:

  • Core Concept: The humor comes from a pun and misunderstanding. The word “stool” has two meanings: 1) a fecal sample for medical testing, and 2) a small seat, often without a back.
  • Setup: Doctor asks for a stool sample (medical context).
  • Punchline: Patient interprets “stool” as a woodworking project and enrolls in a woodworking course. The delayed timeline further enhances the absurdity.
  • Humor Type: Puns, Misdirection, Absurdity.

Key Elements:

  • “Stool”: The central word with dual meanings.
  • Doctor: Represents authority and medical seriousness.
  • Woodworking: A contrasting, mundane, and time-consuming activity.
  • Timeline: The extended time frame amplifies the ridiculousness of the misunderstanding.

Comedic Enrichment & New Humorous Content:

Now, let’s leverage some interesting tidbits and facts to craft a new joke/observation based on these elements.

Option 1: Witty Observation/Did You Know? (Combining medical and woodworking aspects)

“Did you know that historically, doctors used to diagnose illnesses by observing stool consistency and color, much like a seasoned woodworker inspects the grain of a cherry plank? One’s looking for signs of inner turmoil, the other for future beauty. Though, I doubt either would appreciate it if you took a month to ‘craft’ your sample.”

Option 2: New Joke Construction

“I told my doctor I was feeling stoolish lately. He immediately said, ‘That’s not a recognized medical term, but tell me more.’

I explained, ‘Well, some days I feel like I’m just a three-legged stool, barely supporting myself, and other days I’m more of a mid-century modern number – stylish but wobbly. And recently, I think I might be turning into one of those backless, uncomfortable bar stools. No support at all!’

He just stared at me. I think he was wondering if I needed a psychiatrist or a woodworker.”

Option 3: Amplifying the Original Joke (Dark Humor Variant)

“My doctor asked for a stool sample, so I started carving one from mahogany. Turns out, he needed it ‘fresh’ and I really regretted choosing such a dense wood.”

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