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I’m debating whether I should move to Switzerland. On the one hand, I don’t like the cold…

Posted on July 14, 2025 by Joke Poo

… On the other, I really like the flag which is a big plus.

Joke Poo:

Title: I’m Debating My Diet

I’m debating whether I should switch to a purely celery-based diet. On the one hand, I hate the taste… On the other, it’s rumored to be the only food that’s calorie neutral. Which is a big minus.

Alright, let’s break down this joke:

Joke Anatomy:

  • Setup: “I’m debating whether I should move to Switzerland. On the one hand, I don’t like the cold…” – This establishes the topic (moving to Switzerland) and presents the first reason against it (the cold weather).
  • Punchline: “… On the other, I really like the flag which is a big plus.” – This is the payoff. It uses a pun playing on the phrase “a big plus” to connect the visual element of the Swiss flag (+) with the idea of a positive reason for moving there. The humor comes from the unexpected and trivial reason presented, contrasting with the more practical concern of climate.
  • Key Elements:
    • Switzerland: The country itself, known for neutrality, chocolate, mountains, and, yes, cold.
    • Cold Weather: A real concern for many regarding Switzerland.
    • Swiss Flag: A white cross on a red background. Distinctive and visually simple.
    • Pun (“Big Plus”): The core of the humor, relying on the double meaning of “plus” as both a mathematical symbol/positive attribute and a visual element of the flag.

Humorous Enrichment using Swiss-related facts:

Okay, let’s build something new based on this:

Option 1: A ‘Did You Know’ observation

“Did you know the Swiss flag is one of only two square sovereign-state flags? (The other being Vatican City). So, deciding to move to Switzerland just because you like the shape of the flag? That’s… well, at least you’re thinking outside the rectangle.”

Why it works:

  • Connects to the original joke by highlighting a specific (and almost equally trivial) aspect of the flag beyond the “plus” shape.
  • Uses a factual tidbit about the Swiss flag being unique in its square shape, lending credibility.
  • Extends the humor by implying the person from the joke is being overly simplistic in their decision-making.
  • Ends with a self deprecating line

Option 2: A new joke

“Why did the Swiss cross the road?… To prove it was neutral and could go either way without bias.”

Why it works:

  • Leverages the iconic Swiss cross.
  • Plays on the common “Why did the [animal] cross the road?” joke format.
  • Incorporates Switzerland’s famous neutrality into the punchline, making it relevant and unexpected.
  • Keeps the tone light and playful, similar to the original joke.

Option 3: A Witty Observation

“Switzerland: where they charge you a premium for literally everything… but at least their flag is always a positive sign.”

Why it works:

  • Incorporates a real-world stereotype about Switzerland being an expensive country.
  • Re-uses the “positive” wordplay from the original joke.
  • The humor comes from juxtaposing the expensive aspect of Switzerland with the (literal) positive sign of its flag.

The goal here is to build on the existing joke by introducing new layers of humor using Switzerland-related information while maintaining the original’s lighthearted tone.

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