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I’m working on my 3rd million.

Posted on October 7, 2025 by Joke Poo

I gave up on the other 2.

Joke Poo: I’m Working on My Third Everest

I’m working on my third Everest ascent.

I gave up on the other two… to open a Sherpa supply store. Turns out, selling the dream is way less exhausting.

Alright, let’s break down this joke:

Analysis:

  • Core Concept: It’s a classic play on ambition and success. The setup implies impressive wealth and progress (“3rd million”), while the punchline reveals a lack of follow-through and a humorous abandonment of previous attempts.
  • Humor Mechanism: The humor comes from the incongruity and the unexpected twist. We expect a success story but get self-deprecating failure. The implicit assumption that someone who has amassed millions once, would not have just given up on previous attempts.
  • Key Elements:
    • Money: The topic of wealth, specifically millions.
    • Ambition/Goal Setting: The implication of working towards a financial target.
    • Failure/Abandonment: The unexpected decision to give up on previous attempts.
    • Numbers: Use of “3rd” and “2” to create an order to the story

Enrichment using factual or interesting tidbits:

Now, let’s use these elements to create a new joke or observation:

Idea 1: The Billionaire’s Regret

“I’m about to cross the billion-dollar mark… if you don’t count the 2.3 billion I lost investing in artisanal cheese NFTs. Turns out, gouda wasn’t that good-a.”

Explanation: This joke builds on the original by escalating the financial scale (millions to billions) and adding a topical reference (NFTs). It highlights the absurdity of modern wealth and the sometimes-fickle nature of investment trends. “Gouda wasn’t that good-a” is a play on words to close the joke.

Idea 2: The Procrastinator’s Wealth

“I’m on track to make my first million… eventually. I’ve got about six unfinished side hustles that could each bring in six figures. I just haven’t… you know… finished them. It’s ironic, really. I’m too busy planning my future wealth to actually build it.”

Explanation: This observation focuses on the ambition/goal-setting aspect of the original joke. It then adds a comedic layer of self-aware procrastination and the inherent absurdity of planning without execution. This relies on the comedic timing created by leaving sentences unfinished.

Idea 3: A Witty Observation

“It’s funny, we often romanticize the ‘grind’ and the pursuit of wealth, but rarely do we discuss the art of strategically abandoning a failing enterprise. Sometimes, knowing when to fold ’em is a far greater financial skill than doubling down.”

Explanation: This is less of a joke and more of a witty observation that plays off the “abandonment” element of the original. It uses a gambling metaphor (“fold ’em”) to highlight the potential wisdom in knowing when to give up.

Idea 4: Did you Know? (Playing on Numbers)

“Did you know it takes more hours to become a billionaire than it does to win the lottery? The lottery is a faster route to the first million but building real wealth, even after early setbacks, has a more reliable track record in the long run.”

Explanation: This “Did You Know?” factoid plays on the numbers and failure by comparing two drastically different paths to wealth. It uses the inherent appeal of lottery winnings while contrasting it with the less glamorous, but ultimately more stable, path of building wealth.

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