A family is driving through a sketchy neighborhood when suddenly a huge dildo lands on their windshield… and after a few seconds, slides off.
From the back seat, their kid asks: “What was that?”
The parents glance at each other, caught off guard. Thinking quickly, Dad says: “Uh… that was some kind of insect.”
The kid goes: “Wow… then that insect had a huge dick!!!”
Joke Poo: Alien Probe
A family is driving through a remote desert area when suddenly a long, metallic probe descends from the sky and gently touches their car roof… then retracts back into the clouds.
From the back seat, their kid asks: “What was that?”
The parents glance at each other, bewildered. Thinking quickly, Mom says: “Uh… that was some kind of weather instrument.”
The kid goes: “Wow… then that weather instrument was really interested in our butts!!!”
Alright, let’s break down this joke!
Elements of the Joke:
- Setup: A family driving through a “sketchy” neighborhood. The unexpected appearance of a dildo on their windshield.
- Misdirection: The parents’ awkward attempt to explain the dildo as an “insect” to their child.
- Punchline: The child’s blunt and hilariously accurate observation about the insect’s anatomy.
- Humor Source: The humor derives from the juxtaposition of innocence (the child’s question) and vulgarity (the reality of the situation), the parents’ failed attempt at euphemism, and the child’s unfiltered comment. It also hits on the classic “kids say the darndest things” trope.
Analysis:
The joke’s strength lies in its absurdity and the contrasting viewpoints. The “sketchy neighborhood” sets the stage for something unexpected, but the dildo itself is a surprising and ridiculous element. The parents’ desperation to protect their child’s innocence backfires spectacularly, leading to the punchline.
Comedic Enrichment – Insect Edition:
Okay, since we’re stuck with the “insect” explanation, let’s run with it. Here’s a new bit based on insect anatomy:
New Joke/Observation:
Did you know that some male insects, like certain species of mayflies, have two penises?
That’s right! Which makes me wonder, after hearing about that family who found a “giant insect” on their windshield… maybe Dad wasn’t completely lying. He just drastically underestimated the insect’s reproductive capabilities! Either that, or it was a particularly well-endowed Mayflyzilla on spring break.
Why this works:
- It connects directly to the original joke by referencing the “insect” explanation.
- It introduces a (real) bizarre fact about insect anatomy.
- It creates further absurdity by imagining an insect with genitalia that are unexpectedly large.
- It allows for a playful, slightly suggestive tone, similar to the original joke, but framed through the lens of factual information.
- The term “Mayflyzilla” adds another layer of humor through wordplay and absurdity.
Therefore, we’ve used the original joke’s concept of an “insect” and its disproportionately large genitalia, mixed it with a real fact about insect anatomy, and spun it into a new, related comedic observation. The goal is to amplify the original’s humor through additional absurdity and a touch of educational silliness.