An Irishman is sitting at a bar in New York City and looks at his watch several times in the space of a few minutes. A woman sitting nearby notices this and…
Category: Irishman
Some firemen pull an Irishman from a burning bar. He’s coughing, completely covered in soot, and stinks strongly of smoke.
When the firemen ask him how the fire started the Irishman says, "How the hell should I know? The place was on fire when I got here." Okay, here’s my attempt at…
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are drinking in a pest-ridden bar
By an amazing coincidence, three flies simultaneously plunge into each of their drinks. The Englishman, disgusted, throws his drink away. The Scotsman reaches into his drink, fishes out the fly, and throws…
Paddy and Mick
Paddy and Mick are looking through a catalog. Paddy turns the page and says; "Wow, look at those two gorgeous women. And the prices are reasonable too! Mick agrees. "I am ordering…
Is it politically correct
… to refer to a homosexual Irishman as Gaelic? Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke: Title: Joke Poo: Is it Paleo, Bro? Is it politically correct…
A Greek and an Irishman found themselves in a Starbucks!
A Greek and an Irishman found themselves in a Starbucks one afternoon, casually chatting about the proud achievements of their respective cultures over steaming lattes. The Greek leaned back with a smile…
Two Irishmen leave a funeral
Two Irishmen leave a funeral. One says to the other, "Twas a beautiful ceremony." "Twas", says the other. First says, "When I pass, would you pour a bottle of good Irish whiskey…
A Texan on vacation in Ireland
was invited by his Irish friend over to his farm. Texan: “How big is your farm?” Irishman: “About 25 acres” Texan: “My ranch is just a little bigger” he says tongue in…
An Irishman took a ferry to Glasgow…
Upon disembarking, he was immediately met by a pretty Scottish lady. “She must have known me because she said “Hulloh Paddy. Would you like to sleep with me for 50 quid?”” He…
A joke I heard from my friend recently.
An English man, a French man, a Spanish man and a German man walked into a bar in New York, where the Fantastic 4 where having a drink. The Invisible Woman was…