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IRS say I have a problem with my taxes…

Posted on August 18, 2025 by Joke Poo

…Which is weird, because I never paid them.

Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your IRS joke, titled “Litter Box Lament”:

Litter Box Lament

My cat keeps complaining I’m not cleaning his litter box enough…

…Which is odd, because I don’t even own a cat.

Alright, let’s break down this joke:

Joke Dissection:

  • Setup: The classic “IRS says I have a problem with my taxes” sets up an expectation of a typical tax issue (e.g., incorrect calculations, missed deductions).
  • Punchline: The punchline, “Which is weird, because I never paid them,” subverts that expectation. The problem isn’t about how the taxes were paid, but the fact that they weren’t. This creates humor through incongruity and surprise.
  • Humor Type: The humor relies on irony and a degree of flippant lawlessness. It’s a little bit of “I’m so bad, I’m good” (at least comedically).

Key Elements to Play With:

  • The IRS: A universal symbol of taxes and potential financial doom.
  • Taxes: The bane of most people’s existence.
  • Non-payment: A cardinal sin in the eyes of the IRS (and the law).

Comedic Enrichment:

Okay, based on these elements, here’s a new piece of humor building upon the original:

New Joke/Observation:

“The IRS called, concerned about my underreporting of income. I explained that, technically, all my income is potentially underreported…until I actually report it. Turns out, Schrodinger had some explaining to do before I could.”

Explanation of the New Humor:

  • Builds on the Original: It keeps the idea of dealing with the IRS and tax problems.
  • Adds Complexity: It brings in the concept of “underreporting” which is a more specific type of tax issue than simply “not paying.”
  • The “Schrodinger” Reference: This is the kicker. It introduces a humorous and incongruous comparison. Schrodinger’s cat, being both dead and alive until observed, parallels the idea of income being neither reported nor underreported until a specific action is taken. The implication is that the speaker is trying to argue their income exists in a state of tax limbo until they decide to acknowledge it. The humor comes from the absurd application of quantum physics to tax law. The juxtaposition of these topics is funny.

Bonus ‘Did You Know’ (Slightly More Factual, Slightly More Comedic):

Did you know that Al Capone, the notorious gangster, wasn’t brought down for bootlegging or murder? It was tax evasion. The IRS, it turns out, is a far more formidable foe than any rival gang…and significantly less likely to use Tommy Guns. But they will audit you, and that’s almost as scary.

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