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I’ve dated a lot of women with bizarre fetishes. The one the that bothered me the most was a German girl who insisted we roleplay as different types of processed meats.

Posted on June 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

She was the wurst.

Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" titled "Code Smell":

Title: Code Smell

I’ve inherited a lot of legacy codebases with bizarre architecture. The one that bothered me the most was written by a programmer who insisted on naming all the variables after different types of bathroom fixtures.

He was the loo-ser.

Okay, let’s dissect this saucy sausage joke!

Original Joke Breakdown:

  • Setup: The joke is structured as a confession, creating an expectation of unusual sexual preferences. The hyperbole "a lot of women with bizarre fetishes" sets a tone of escalating weirdness.
  • Specific Example: The "German girl" and "roleplay as different types of processed meats" provides the specific, absurd fetish. This creates comedic contrast, as it’s so mundane, weird, and culturally specific.
  • Punchline: "She was the wurst" is a classic pun, using the homophone of "worst" and the German sausage "wurst." It relies on the audience’s familiarity with the German language and cuisine, and expectations about dating German women.

Key Elements:

  • Fetish: Deviation from expected sexual norms, source of humor through unexpectedness.
  • German Culture: Specifically, German food and the association of German women with a certain personality.
  • Processed Meats: Everyday, mundane objects used in an absurd scenario.
  • Pun: The cornerstone of the joke’s delivery.

Comedic Enrichment:

Now, let’s use some interesting facts and related humor to enrich the experience. Here’s a new joke and a "Did You Know" to add to the initial comedic effect:

New Joke:

"My therapist says I have an unhealthy obsession with processed meats. I’m not sure I believe her. It’s bologna!"

Here is a "Did You Know" observation based on the original joke:

"Did you know that Germany boasts over 1,500 varieties of wurst? So, technically, dating a German girl with that fetish means you could never meat all her expectations…especially if she’s particular about regional variations. It would be a real Käse to try to keep up, as well as quite expensive."

Explanation of enrichment:

  • The new joke also uses a food pun that is slightly different. It is not German, but is more common.
  • The "Did You Know" bit leverages the factual diversity of German sausage to heighten the absurdity. The "never meat all her expectations" uses wordplay ("meat" vs. "meet") to add a light chuckle. "Käse" (cheese) is German slang for nonsense, so it ties in with the theme of the joke.
  • The additions adds another layer of humor and relatability to the punchline.

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