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Jesus and the old man…

Posted on July 23, 2025 by Joke Poo

Jesus was wandering the desert, when he met an old man."What brings you to the desert?" asked Jesus.

"I'm looking for my son. I lost him many years ago.""How did you lose him? What happened?"

"I had one son- not by birth, by a heavenly miracle. He had tremendous struggles with temptation. At one point, he even died, and came back to life!"

Jesus couldn't believe it. Could this really be his father?

"One last question: Are you by any chance a carpenter?"

"I am!"Jesus rushed forward and embraced the old man."Father, it is I! I've missed you!"

The old man smiled."I've missed you too, Pinocchio!"

Joke Poo: Elon and the Doge

Elon Musk was launching a rocket, when he noticed a Shiba Inu dog wearing a little spacesuit. “What brings you to the launchpad?” asked Elon.

“I’m looking for my owner. I lost him a few months ago.”

“How did you lose him? What happened?” Elon queried.

“I had one owner – not by birth, by a crypto miracle. He had tremendous struggles with impulsive tweets. At one point, he even tanked his own stock price, and then oddly recovered!”

Elon couldn’t believe it. Could this really be his beloved dog?

“One last question: Are you by any chance, obsessed with going to Mars?”

“Woof! Woof!” the Shiba yipped excitedly.

Elon rushed forward and gave the dog a hug. “Doge! It is you! I’ve missed you!”

The dog smiled and licked Elon’s face. “I’ve missed you too, Bitcoin!”

Alright, let’s break down this joke and then build something new on top of it.

Joke Dissection:

  • Core Concept: The joke plays on mistaken identity based on similar biographical details, creating an unexpected punchline. We expect the old man to be God, Jesus’s father, but he thinks Jesus is Pinocchio, a wooden puppet.
  • Misdirection: The setup carefully leads us to believe the old man is referring to Jesus’s life story: the miraculous nature of his birth, his struggles with temptation (as portrayed in the Gospels), his death and resurrection, and the fact that Joseph was a carpenter.
  • Incongruity: The punchline is funny because it is completely unexpected and incongruous. The parallels drawn between Jesus and Pinocchio are absurd.
  • Key Elements:
    • Religious Figures: Jesus and (implied) God.
    • Miracles/Resurrection: Significant plot point in both narratives.
    • Carpentry: A trade associated with both Joseph (Jesus’s earthly father) and Geppetto (Pinocchio’s creator).
    • Father/Son Relationship: The emotional core of the set-up.
    • Mistaken Identity: The driving force of the humor.

Comedic Enrichment: Building on the Joke

Given these elements, let’s create a “Did You Know?” style observation that plays off this joke:

Did you know: The similarity in origin stories between Jesus and Pinocchio has led to a surge in artisan woodcarvers naming their workshops “Miraculous Creations, Inc.”? Apparently, the tagline “From humble carpentry beginnings, destined for a grander purpose…possibly involving divine intervention…or at least some convincing strings” really resonates with modern consumers. Sales figures, however, are still pending the first verified wooden boy coming to life. Early reports suggest varnishing with frankincense and myrrh is not an effective shortcut.

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