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Just finished sharing a bong with my neighbour before he heads off to work. I don’t normal get high on Sundays, but he’s a devout Christian.

Posted on August 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

And the Bible says that anyone who works on the Sabbath should be stoned.

Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke, titled accordingly:

Joke Poo:

Just finished helping my toddler change her diaper before I head off to work. I don’t normally deal with poop explosions on Mondays, but she’s a devoted eater.

And medical studies say that anyone who smells that much poop should be high.

Okay, let’s break down this joke and see what comedic gold we can mine from it.

Joke Dissection:

  • Setup: Establishes an unusual situation: Sharing a bong (implying marijuana use) with a neighbor before work, and the narrator’s reluctance to use on Sundays.
  • Twist/Punchline: The reason for the seemingly contradictory behavior is that the neighbor is a “devout Christian,” and the punchline delivers a darkly humorous misinterpretation of a biblical passage about working on the Sabbath.
  • Humor Source: The humor relies on:
    • Irony: The contradiction between the generally perceived values of a “devout Christian” and recreational drug use.
    • Misinterpretation/Wordplay: Taking a literal interpretation of “stoned” (as in, killed by throwing stones) and applying it to modern marijuana use.
    • Taboo/Subversion: Playing with the sensitive subjects of religion and drug use.

Key Elements for Enrichment:

  • Religion (Christianity/Sabbath): Biblical laws regarding the Sabbath, historical interpretations of “stoning,” the varying levels of strictness within Christian denominations regarding Sabbath observance.
  • Drug Use (Marijuana): Legal status of marijuana in different regions, historical uses of marijuana, effects of marijuana on cognitive function and productivity.
  • Neighborly Relations: The social dynamics of interacting with neighbors, varying levels of social acceptance of drug use.

New Humorous Content (Witty Observation):

You know, it’s funny how interpretations of the Bible change. Back in the day, “stoning” meant a pretty bad Sunday at the office. Now, some folks see it as essential to getting through the day. Talk about a different kind of Sunday service!

Explanation:

  • Builds Upon the Original: Directly references the “stoning” interpretation from the joke.
  • Observation on Cultural Shift: Comments on the changing cultural views regarding drug use and potentially religious interpretation.
  • Wordplay: “Sunday service” has a double meaning, referring to both traditional church services and potentially the act of smoking marijuana on a Sunday.
  • Tone: Retains the slightly irreverent, observational humor of the original.

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