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Kid says to his grandad “Can you do frog impressions?”

Posted on August 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

Grandad looks at him and says "No, why?"
Kid then says "Coz I just overheard dad sayin' that when you croak, we can go to Disney Land."

Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” based on your frog-impression/Disney Land joke:

Joke Poo: The Intern’s Report

Intern says to his Manager, “Can you do Excel pivot tables?”

Manager looks at him, completely bewildered and says, “No, why would I?”

Intern then says, “Because I just overheard the CEO saying that when you crash, I get promoted to your position.”

Alright, let’s jump into this joke like a… well, like a frog!

Analysis of the Original Joke:

  • Core Elements:
    • Grandfather: Elderly relative, potential source of wisdom/annoyance.
    • Frog Impression: The red herring; a seemingly innocuous request.
    • “Croak”: A double entendre; meaning both a frog sound and to die.
    • Disney Land: Represents the child’s desired reward/motivation, linked to the Grandfather’s death.
    • Macabre Humor: The dark comedic element of a child eagerly anticipating a relative’s death for personal gain.
  • Humor Mechanism: Surprise and subversion. We expect a lighthearted exchange about animal sounds, but it quickly descends into darkly comedic, childlike pragmatism. The child lacks the social filter to understand the gravity of the situation.

Enrichment and New Humor Generation:

Given the elements, let’s focus on the “croak” and the potential (mis)understanding of language by children.

Tidbit: Did you know the word “croak” when referring to death has uncertain origins? One theory is that it comes from the sound a dying person makes struggling for breath – a guttural, croaking noise. Not exactly Disney material!

New Joke/Observation:

I was explaining idioms to my nephew. I said, “If someone ‘kicks the bucket,’ it means they die.” He thought for a moment, then asked, “So, if Grandma’s going to kick the bucket, can I have her coin collection? I need to ‘break a leg’ at my school play next week!”

Observation: It’s alarming how quickly kids connect death to personal gain, even when wrapped in educational context. I fear Duolingo will soon have a “How to inherit efficiently” course.

Why it works:

  • Builds on the original’s misunderstanding of language.
  • Uses another common euphemism for death (“kicking the bucket”)
  • Creates a new punchline that combines the kid’s eagerness for inheritance with another misunderstood idiom (“break a leg”).
  • The final observation highlights the humor in the absurdity.

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