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Category: Knock Knock

Knock knock joke for Halloween

Posted on October 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

Knock knock Who's there? Ow. Ow who? Werewolves of London. Owhoooooooo! Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the werewolf knock-knock joke: Joke Poo: Haunted House Edition Knock knock. Who’s there? Igor….

Many girls today don’t understand something

Posted on October 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

Cinderella didn't land a prince because she worked hard and was psychologically abused by her family. She landed him because her godmother was a fairy. Original Joke: Many girls today don’t understand…

My 6 year old says to me…

Posted on September 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

Lu Lu – Dad, will you remember me in 10 years? Me – Yes baby. I'm not that old yet. I love you. Lu Lu – Ok. I love you too… Knock…

knock, knock

Posted on September 23, 2025 by Joke Poo

– who's there? who? – who who? i'm sorry, i didn't mean to knock on the house of an owl. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the knock-knock…

A Knock Knock Joke

Posted on September 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

Knock knock. Who's there? Hike! Hike who? Unsuspecting Son Dad Waiting with Bated Breath Sets the Perfect Trap! (I so wish this was mine, but I found it on TikTok) Joke Poo:…

Good ol’ #247, probably posted here few days ago.

Posted on August 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Gestapo!* "Gestapo wh–" "VEE VILL ASK ZE QVESTIONS!!!" Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the Gestapo joke: Joke Poo: Customer Service “Knock knock!” “Who’s…

Knock knock

Posted on June 7, 2025 by Joke Poo

Who's there? Do you want two CDs. Do I want two CDs who? Do you want two CDs nuts? (Do you want to see Deez Nuts?) Okay, here’s my attempt at a…

Knock knock

Posted on June 5, 2025 by Joke Poo

Who's there? Amos Amos who? A mosquito. Knock knock Who's there? Anna Anna who? Another mosquito. Knock knock Who's there? Yeti Yeti who? Yet another mosquito. Knock knock Who's there? Helen Helen…

Todays SH1T Jokes

  • Who puts the “P” in R-E-S-P-E-C-T?
  • The rescue team found a clue about a crashed airplane
  • “Why do you think you’d be a good waiter?”
  • I just took a great hiking class
  • Serious question
  • The Scottish definition of a gentleman…
  • I replaced my wife’s lip balm with a glue stick
  • A guy decides to go to confession for the first time in many years. He enters the confessional, and there’s a shelf with cigars, brandy, and chocolate.
  • In WW2 a General had an idea on how to cheer the troops up
  • A man goes in for a checkup and afterwards the doctor comes in and somberly tells him that his kidneys are failing.
  • World used to be better, we could have 1 steak every week, only with minimum wage
  • What works faster than a calculator?
  • A man dies and goes to hell
  • I went to see my doctor, he asked me to provide a stool sample.
  • I just tripped over a box of Kleenex. Ow!
  • Sheryl Crow and Russell Crowe walk into a bar.
  • A man was out on the golf course one sunny day when he realized he was completely lost.
  • In England, when you turn 100, you get a royal letter from the King or Queen.
  • A man dies and ends up in hell.
  • What do you get when you goose a ghost?
  • Cemetery cold night
  • What do you call a roasted doll?
  • A man walks into a pharmacy
  • A couple gets married
  • If Waldo turned into a monster which one would he turn into?
  • How do you know if a ghost has been using your bathroom?
  • Why does everyone know the Muffin Man but not the Muffin Woman?
  • A shy Italian girl gets married
  • a stoner, a jedi and emergency room surgeon walk into a bar
  • I bought a Hustler magazine and boy was I disappointed
  • What’s a debt collector’s favourite herb?
  • What’s the most negative month of the year?
  • A Man Is Invited To A Christmas Fancy Dress Party
  • You can’t trust people on Halloween anymore!
  • What did the Catholic priest say to his disciple?
  • The other day an old guy called about an Australian stick.
  • The Queen, the Pope and Nelson Mandela walk into a bar
  • Good Christians should never use euphemisms for the toilet
  • I went for a swim in France on a blowy day.
  • My masochist girlfriend said, “Choke me!”
  • Ever wondered which service has the toughest troops?
  • A doctor comes into the room, shaking his head at the clipboard in his hands, and tells the patient they’re being moved to the east wing.
  • What do you call a ghosts poop?
  • I just brought a 2nd hand book about pasta.
  • Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
  • What dance did the cheese do at the Halloween party?
  • What happens when you’re late for a bris?
  • I’m getting tired of these trick or treaters this evening….
  • Patient: “Doctor! My stool is never solid!”
  • A truck carrying several rhesus moneys overturned.

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