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Knock knock. Who’s there?

Posted on November 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

The little old lady. The little old lady who? Oh, I didn't know you could yodle!

Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” inspired by the knock-knock joke:

Joke Poo: The Squeaky Door

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
The squeaky door.
The squeaky door who?
It’s ajar-ring how loud I am!

Alright, let’s break down this “Knock Knock” joke.

Elements:

  • Knock Knock Format: Classic call-and-response structure. Establishes anticipation and expectation.
  • The Setup: “The little old lady.” A somewhat generic and harmless character.
  • The Punchline: The unexpected and absurd connection between “The little old lady who?” and “Oh, I didn’t know you could yodle!” The humor derives from the sound-alike pun.

Humor Source:

  • Pun/Phonetic Similarity: The core of the joke. Relies on the phonetic similarity between “who” and “yodel.”
  • Unexpected Juxtaposition: A little old lady is stereotypically associated with things like baking or knitting, not yodeling. The surprise adds to the comedic effect.
  • Innocence/Absurdity: The joke isn’t offensive or edgy; it’s just silly.

Enhancement/New Humor:

Let’s play with the “yodeling” element and the idea of unexpected abilities:

Witty Observation:

Yodeling is essentially the vocal equivalent of a Swiss Army Knife. You wouldn’t expect a pocket tool to be able to whittle a perfect edelweiss, just like you wouldn’t expect a sweet little old lady to be able to leap from chest voice to head voice with the agility of a mountain goat.

Did you know? (Playing off the “Little Old Lady” Stereotype):

Did you know that some studies suggest that yodeling might actually be good for your vocal cords? The constant switching between registers can strengthen them. So, maybe all those little old ladies are secretly yodeling. It’s probably why they can always shout out “BINGO!” so clearly.

New Joke (Playing off Yodeling AND Technology):

Why did the internet crash in Switzerland?

Too much yodeling! All those little old ladies finally discovered online karaoke.

(Alternative punchline): …Everyone was trying to figure out how to pronounce the URL: “yodel-dot-ch”

Explanation of the New Jokes:

  • The first one plays on the stereotype of Switzerland and yodeling, combining it with the modern problem of internet crashes.
  • The second one makes fun of the domain extension used in Switzerland.

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