Lady with 3 vaginas

Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the "Lady with 3 vaginas" joke:

Joke Poo: The Multi-Nosed Plumber

A plumber visits a client and is asked to follow them to the bathroom and explain to them what the problem seems to be. The client is shocked when instead of just telling him, he takes off his mask to reveal that he has 3 noses – the normal one and then one either side. The client is flabbergasted and tells him he’s never seen anything of the sort in all his years. Annoyed, the plumber suggests the client stops staring and offers some advice on his plumbing issue. The client swiftly grabs some rubber bands and proceeds to secure them over each of the noses on either side of the normal one. The plumber, now completely perplexed, says to the client "what is this, some kind of magic remedy? Will it make the extra noses disappear?"

The client says "no, but it’ll stop you poking your nose into everyone’s business!"

Alright, let’s break down this joke like a comedian dissecting a heckler.

Joke Dissection:

• Setup: A woman with a rare anatomical anomaly (three vaginas) seeks medical advice. The doctor’s initial reaction is shock and bewilderment.
• Premise: The anomaly presents a unique (and potentially comical) situation.
• Punchline: The doctor, instead of offering medical solutions, provides a crude, sexually suggestive solution. The humor comes from the unexpected shift from medical professionalism to blatant sexual innuendo. The ‘left right and center’ is the key comedic element, implying rampant sexual activity.
• Type of Humor: Shock humor, bathroom humor, possibly sexist humor (depending on interpretation).

Key Elements for Enrichment:

• Rare anatomical anomaly: The three vaginas.
• Doctor’s reaction: Shock, bewilderment.
• The ‘solution’: Tape, and the crass explanation.

Comedic Enrichment & New Humor:

Let’s play with the anomaly aspect and the doctor’s reaction.

New Joke:

A woman with three vaginas walks into a doctor’s office. The doctor, a renowned specialist in rare conditions, leans back in his chair, strokes his beard thoughtfully, and says, "Fascinating! According to the latest medical journals, trifurcated vaginas are actually becoming quite common in the… wait, are those original Selotape brand? Because the off-brand adhesives tend to chafe."

Witty Observation:

It’s interesting how medical science has advanced so far. We can perform organ transplants, gene editing, even rudimentary cybernetic implants. Yet, confronted with a woman with three vaginas, the best a doctor can offer is… adhesive tape and questionable life advice. I guess some problems are just too sticky for even the most advanced medical minds.

Amusing ‘Did You Know’:

Did you know that the medical term for having more than one vagina is technically "vaginal duplication?" However, the more informal term, "business is booming downstairs," is gaining popularity in certain circles. Also, the adhesive tape company is currently reviewing the ethical implications of their product being used in the suggested manner, with a spokesperson saying they are “stuck in a difficult position”.

Explanation of the New Humor:

• The New Joke replaces the original punchline with a more ironic one. The doctor is still flustered, but focused on the authenticity of the brand rather than just tape.
• The Witty Observation highlights the absurdity of using a simplistic solution to address a complex problem, contrasting the advanced state of medicine with the doctor’s Neanderthal response.
• The ‘Did You Know’ uses factual information (the actual medical term) and combines it with a ludicrous term ("business is booming downstairs") and pokes fun at corporate responses to controversy.

I’ve aimed to create humor that maintains a similar spirit to the original while adding a layer of intellectual silliness and playing with expectations.