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Last year I joined a group for anti-social people.

Posted on September 1, 2025 by Joke Poo

We haven't meet yet.

Okay, here’s my attempt:

Joke Poo: Last Year I Joined a Club for Procrastinators

We’ll schedule our first meeting eventually.

Alright, let’s dissect this humorous little nugget:

Joke Breakdown:

  • Core Concept: The joke hinges on the inherent contradiction of an “anti-social group.” The humor arises from the unexpected paradox.
  • Key Elements:
    • Anti-social behavior: The core subject of the joke.
    • Group Association: A gathering or club that defeats the point of antisocial behaviour.
    • Delayed Meeting: The punchline, demonstrating a commitment to anti-social behavior even within the group.
  • Humor Type: Irony and Situational Humor. The situation itself is absurd.
  • Effectiveness: Short, sweet, and relatable. It plays on a common understanding of what it means to be anti-social.

Comedic Enrichment Time!

Here are a few ways we can build upon this:

1. The Did-You-Know Enhancement:

“Did you know that the term ‘anti-social personality disorder’ is actually a misnomer? Despite the name, people with ASPD aren’t necessarily shy or reclusive. They just have a disregard for rules and the rights of others. So, joining an anti-social group to avoid people might be the least anti-social thing they could do. Maybe we should have called them “Pro-Malice Societies”. “

Explanation: This adds a layer of ironic trivia. It twists the layman’s understanding of “anti-social” and uses it to further highlight the absurdity of the joke’s premise.

2. The Expanded Joke (Same Concept, Different Angle):

“I tried to start an online forum for introverts… the problem is, nobody’s posting. I sent out a welcome message, but everyone just marked it as ‘read’ and went back to browsing. I suspect someone wrote a bot that simulates our antisocial behaviour”

Explanation: This takes the initial idea and applies it to a different (but relatable) scenario: online interaction. The “marked as read” detail is key – a very introverted/anti-social way of acknowledging a message without actually engaging.

3. The Witty Observation:

“Being in an anti-social group is like being a minimalist with a massive collection of ‘essential’ items. You’re technically adhering to the philosophy, but at some point, you have to admit you’re just hoarding contradictions.”

Explanation: This focuses on the inherent hypocrisy of the premise. The minimalist analogy helps to make the point.

4. The New Joke:

“I tried to quit my book club. They sent me a strongly worded letter… which, admittedly, was a beautiful example of passive-aggression. Now I’m back. You can’t escape community with that level of dedication. “

Explanation: This is plays on a new situation of the difficulties involved in trying to get out of a ‘group’ situation.

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