Me, 5 years. He is getting married tomorrow. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” of the original, titled: Joke Poo: The Investment Portfolio “What a diversified portfolio! How long have…
Category: Lawyer
A high-powered attorney ended up in the hospital for a few days – and let’s just say, he was not the ideal patient.
He barked orders, whined about everything, and treated the nurses like they worked for him personally. Most of the staff had just about had it with him… except the head nurse. She’d…
Breaking News: The founder of /r/jokes is pregnant
Sources confirm the baby will be delivered… but only after 9 months of setup. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the “Founder of /r/jokes is pregnant” joke, titled…
Police interrogating a suspect.
“Did you steal that money?” “No, it wasn’t me.” “And do you have an alibi?” “What’s that?” “Well, did anybody see you at the time the money went missing?” “Thank God, nobody!”…
What did the veterinarian’s secretary say to the alligator in the waiting room?
The doctor will see you later. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the alligator joke, titled “Joke Poo: Software Update Required”: Joke Poo: Software Update Required What did…
A woman’s dog came home one day in heat…
She was concerned about keeping it and her other dog separated, but she had a large house and believed that she could keep them apart. However, as she was drifting off to…
A doctor, a priest, and an engineer are playing a round of golf behind a group that’s playing incredibly slow.
They're waiting on every shot, and getting more and more angry as the group in front of them is playing all over the course. When the marshal finally drives by they unload…
Three men are sentenced to 20 years of solitary confinement, but each is allowed to take one luxury with them to their cells.
The first man asks for as many law books as will fit in his cell. The second man asks for every medical book that has been published within the past five years….
Strip Club
A tourist, for the first time in his life abroad, goes into a strip club. He watches the show where beautiful women are dancing on stage, and suddenly he spits on the…
Judge: This court is now in session
Defense Attorney: Your honor, if it is true that you are what you eat, then my client is an innocent man! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your…