He petitions a demon who checks and say yeah it was a mistake but tough luck, you're here now. So the engineer makes the best of it, installing a light rail system…
Category: Lawyer
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced five husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.” “What?” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be if you’ve been married five times?” “Well,…
Job Interview
A man walks into his application appointment and sits down. After peering over his resume, the hiring director asks: “well this is all in order, but how do you explain this 4…
Mom, how did we get rich?
"Your dad hugged a HR lady at a Coldplay concert and i got 50% from the divorce." Okay, here’s a joke based on the original, titled “Joke Poo,” maintaining a similar structure…
A Geordie was so devoted to his pet dog that when it died
he wanted it commemorated in the form of a gold statue. So he went to a local jeweller’s shop and asked: “Can ya make me a gold statue of ma dog?” “Certainly,…
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him!
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000. His bookkeeper is deaf and dumb. That was the reason he got the job in the first…
A man gets arrested by a lady cop …
She says to him: “Anything you say can and will be held against you.” He replies: “Boobs”. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” inspired by your original, titled “Diplomatic Immunity”:…
Lawyer: ”And as proof of my clients innocence, we’ll submit his browsing history into evidence”
Defendant: ”I’d like to confess to the murder” Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the lawyer joke, titled “Joke Poo” (because, well, we’re messing with the original!). Title: Joke Poo Chef:…
A man walked into a bar
And stayed there my entire childhood Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your provided joke: Joke Poo: A Chef’s Legacy A chef walked into his kitchen… and left…
Why does spider-man have such snappy comebacks?
With great power comes great response ability. Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” based on your Spider-Man joke: Joke Poo: Why Did the Toilet Get a Promotion at the Sewage Treatment Plant? Because…