First there was Sonja, then Suzy, Pamela, Dee, Donna, . . . Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on your original joke: Joke Poo: The Compost Heap I thought…
Category: Lawyer
What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra?
He gets taller. Joke Poo: Title: What happens when a plumber takes drain cleaner? He gets thinner. Alright, let’s analyze this joke! Dissection: Setup: “What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra?” This…
Doctor’s Clinic Had Clever Sign (long)
After moving to the U.S., a Chinese doctor struggled to find work in a hospital. So, he opened a small clinic with a clever sign out front: “Treatment for $20 — If…
Where do bad rainbows go?
To prism… But it's just a light sentence! Joke Poo: Where do bad toilets go? To the porcelain penitentiary… But it’s just a flush sentence! Alright, let’s break down this ray of…
A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client and said to him, “David, I have some good news and I have some bad news.”
The art collector replied, “I’ve had an awful day; let’s hear the good news first.” The attorney said, “Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she invested…
Two men are in a police interrogation, when a cop enters and asks “Which one of you is the solicitor?”
"I am, and he's my lawyer." Okay, here’s a Joke Poo, riffing on your original: Joke Poo: The Application Two worms are in a compost heap, when a robin lands nearby and…
A greedy old business man was dying, so he called his priest, his lawyer, and his accountant to his bedside.
“They say you can’t take it with you, but I am certainly going to try” wheezed the business man. “When I die I want each of you to take one third of…
Why was the duck sent to jail?
For selling quack. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” based on the duck joke: Joke Poo: Why Did The Squirrel Get Evicted? Because he kept hoarding nuts in the attic, causing structural damage….
Guy walks into a restaurant with his emotional support alligator
The hostess is shocked, but before she can say anything, he asks, “Do you serve lawyers here?” She stammers a bit and says, “Yes, we serve lawyers” So the guy says, “I’ll…
A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey
A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. The bartender hands him the drink, and says “That’ll be five dollars". The man replies, "Who said anything about money?" A lawyer…