A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. The bartender hands him the drink, and says “That’ll be five dollars". The man replies, "Who said anything about money?" A lawyer…
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A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. Suddenly, they see a fairy tied to a tree..
They both stop, look a the fairy and decide to help her out. They go over to untie her. Thankful for being rescued, the fairy offers them each three wishes. Bear immediately…
A man who was in court for stealing a bag got his sentence in under 3 minutes
It was a briefcase Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” version of that joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: Toilet Trouble A plumber rushed to a client’s house to fix a severe clog. He…
A lawyer was sitting in her office late one night when Satan appeared and offered her a deal
"You can win every case you try for the rest of your life. Your clients will adore you, your colleagues will stand in awe of you, and you will make embarrassing sums…
The lifeguard at the neighborhood pool caught me taking a piss in it and blew his whistle at me.
It startled me so much I fell in Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” based on your prompt: Joke Poo: The Geologist’s Find A paleontologist on a dig caught me trying to glue…
I was getting nowhere chatting up this very attractive classy looking lady the other night, so I asked her,
“Do you always give guys such a hard time? I mean, have you ever slept with anyone before?” “That's my business!” she snapped back at me. “Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't realise,”…
My grandpa’s final wish was to have his remains spread over Disneyland.
Also, he didn’t want to be cremated. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, riffing on the original: Joke Poo: My Shiba’s Revenge My Shiba Inu’s final request, documented in a paw-written will,…
One day, out of the blue, a train driver sends the train careening off the tracks into a lake, ending the lives of everyone on board.
When the police find him at the scene of the crime, he says that he did it because they all deserved to die. He is arrested, tried, found guilty, and sentenced to…
Cat.
A man who lived at home with his grand ma and pet cat went on a trip to Europe. Before he left he told his best friend to tell him of any…
I lost my wife over my gambling addiction.
One day I'm gonna win her back. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original: Joke Poo: My Houseplant Addiction I lost my apartment because of my rare…