The blonde turns to the window to get some sleep, but the lawyer, knowing he's definitely smarter than this lady, decides to make a quick buck off her. He taps her on…
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One of the airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands on business trips.
Anticipating some valuable testimonials, the publicity department of the airline sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who used the special rates, asking how they enjoyed their trip. Responses are…
It was Christmas, and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the defendant.
“What exactly is it you’re charged with?” he asked. “Doing my Christmas shopping early,” replied the defendant. “That’s not an offence,” said the judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?” “Before…
One of the airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands on business trips.
Anticipating some valuable testimonials, the publicity department of the airline sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who used the special rates, asking how they enjoyed their trip. Responses are…
Airport Taxi Incident
So, a man is going to the airport, but he leaves his luggage in the taxi and the driver leaves with it. When he tries to contact the company they can't find…
A man went clothes shopping
A man went clothes shopping. As he was picking out his new shirt, a woman asked him what he thought of the dress she was holding. He was no fashion designer, but…
Mickey Mouse was seeking a divorce
He consulted a lawyer, but after hearing him out the lawyer told him “I’m sorry, Mr. Mouse, but insanity is not a basis for divorce in this state.” “Gosh, I didn’t say…
I once knew a guy arrested on drug charges, and though he thought he’d get off light, they ended up slapping a bunch of other bogus charges on him, which, added to the fact that his lawyer was one of the worst in the state, eventually led him to being handed a 40 year stint in a max security prison.
That sentence was way too long. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: The Resume I once knew a dog applying for a job as a therapy animal. He thought his…
A guy comes home from work, walks into his bedroom, and finds a stranger banging his wife.
The guy says, "Hey! What the hell is going on here!?!" And his wife says to the stranger, "See? I told you he was stupid." Joke Poo: The Internship A software engineer…
When someone is murdered, the police always investigate the spouse first.
And that pretty much tells you everything you need to know about marriage. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” riff on the original: Joke Poo: When AIs Start Investigating When a software bug…