And stayed there my entire childhood Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your provided joke: Joke Poo: A Chef’s Legacy A chef walked into his kitchen… and left…
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Why does spider-man have such snappy comebacks?
With great power comes great response ability. Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” based on your Spider-Man joke: Joke Poo: Why Did the Toilet Get a Promotion at the Sewage Treatment Plant? Because…
A cannibal says to his friend, “I’ve been feeling so nauseous lately.”
"Must've been somebody you ate." "I think you're right." "Who you eating these days?" "Well, you know. Missionaries." "How do you cook 'em?" "Just boil them with some carrots and onions and…
A man wakes up one morning and farts. It sounds like “Honda!”
This puzzles him, so he does it again. "Honda!" He makes an appointment with his doctor to get that checked out. When he demonstrates for the doctor (Honda!) the doctor says "Don't…
What do you get Xena, Warrior Princess, for her birthday?
An Amazon gift card. Joke Poo: Title: What do you get a constipated mathematician? Punchline: Number Two. Alright, let’s dissect this comedic offering! Joke Breakdown: Setup: “What do you get Xena, Warrior…
I was driving behind a cereal truck when it lost its cargo
My car was Totalled. Okay, here’s a joke inspired by the original, playing with the same setup-punchline structure and a pun: Title: Joke Poo I was walking behind a dog groomer’s van…
The other day this guy cut me off in traffic.
As he passed he flipped me the bird, and yelled out the window. "I fucked your mom last night." . . . My dad can be a real asshole sometimes. Joke Poo:…
A guy was convicted of using too many commas
The judge gave him a long sentence Joke Poo: Title: The Dog Walker’s Dilemma A dog walker was fined heavily for leaving too much dog poo on the sidewalk. The judge gave…
Women are like eggs…
Best not to keep them in the fridge Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of the egg joke: Joke Poo: Politicians are Like Compost Politicians are like compost… Best to spread them…
There is a medical distinction between “Guts” and “Balls”, according to the British military. We’ve heard colleagues referring to people with “Guts” or with “Balls”.
Here’s the official distinction; straight from the British Medical Journal: Volume 323; page 295. GUTS – Is arriving home late, after a night out with the lads, being met by your wife…