I wear my James clothes. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: Dog Poo I only have two kinds of dog bags. I…
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Twin girls were married to twin boys…
One night, after sex one of the girls says to her husband "I have something to confess… We were feeling adventurous, and we switched… I'm not Ava, I'm Anna…" The guy becomes…
An Irishman took a ferry to Glasgow…
Upon disembarking, he was immediately met by a pretty Scottish lady. “She must have known me because she said “Hulloh Paddy. Would you like to sleep with me for 50 quid?”” He…
A man and his girlfriend died and go to heaven
A man and his girlfriend die in a car accident and meet Peter at the Pearly Gates. Peter says, "Welcome to Heaven, do you have any questions?" To which the man replies,…
A man went into a large department store.
He nervously walked up to the woman behind the counter of the ladies lingerie section, and with a soft voice, said to her, "Excuse me madam, I'd like to buy a bra…
Did you hear about the criminal with a jurisprudence fetish?
He got off on a technicality. (ba dum tssss). Joke Poo: Did you hear about the plumber with a clog fetish? He got off on a plunger. (flush sound) Alright, let’s dissect…
My neighbor just got arrested for growing marijuana in his yard.
Apparently my property line isn’t where I thought it was Original Joke: My neighbor just got arrested for growing marijuana in his yard. Apparently my property line isn’t where I thought it…
Hey everyone! I invented a new word today:
Plagiarism. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version: Title: Toilet Time Triumph Hey everyone! I wrote a brilliant novel on the toilet today: …The last chapter. Okay, let’s break down…
What’s that?
A kindergarten teacher was holding up pictures of animals for her class to identify. All went well until she held up a picture of a deer. No response. "It's what your mommy…
Karate Dog
A guy sent his wife to the pet store to get a guard dog. The pet store guy says I’ve got something better. I’ve got a karate dog. He goes in back…