I was misled. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo," titled as requested: Joke Poo: I Once Was on a Tour I once was on a tour guide, but gave completely…
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Our new neighbor Brian, kisses his wife Goodbye, everytime he leaves for work. My wife is pissed because i never do that.
So I kissed Brian's wife and my wife filed for a divorce out of nowhere. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your provided joke, aiming for a similar…
The other day my neighbor gave me permission to come into her yard.
Then she got all mad because I did it from my side of the fence. Joke Poo: The Remote Exam The professor gave us permission to use any resources we wanted on…
A newly married man goes to meet a priest at the local church.
He greets the priest and said, "Father, I need to talk to you." "Is it a confession, my son?" asked the priest. "No, Father." the man replied, "I need to clarify something."…
A time traveller and his wife are having arguments lately, because he doesn’t want kids and she does.
After a particularly rough argument, he get so mad that he jumps into his time machine and vanishes. A day later, he shows back up. His wife confronts him, asking where he's…
A judge in an obscenity trial questions the prosecution
"Look counselor, you can’t accuse this man of obscenity until you define the term pornography." The lawyer replies, "I’ll come to that." Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of the obscenity trial…
A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money…
…said to his lawyer, "If I lose this case, I'll be ruined." "It's in the judge's hands now," said the lawyer. "Would it help if I sent the judge a box of…
A butcher walks into a lawyer’s office….
"How can I help you?" The lawyer asks. "If a dog caused damage to my property, can I charge the owner to repair the damage?" "Of course," "Good. You owe me $40,"…