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Category: Lightbulb

How many Germans does take to screw in a lightbulb?

Posted on September 6, 2025 by Joke Poo

One – they are efficient and humourless. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: How many toddlers does it take to change a diaper? One – But you’ll probably have to…

How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Posted on August 31, 2025 by Joke Poo

Just two but they don't like it when you watch, pervert… Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, riffing on the original: Title: Joke Poo How many toddlers does it take to change…

A mother asks her doctor “What should I do?”

Posted on August 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

"My son keeps eating electrical cords." Doctors says, "Ground him until he conducts himself properly" Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your electrical cord joke, titled “Compost Crisis”:…

How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Posted on August 1, 2025 by Joke Poo

One? Or two? Onnnnnee? Or twwoooo..? Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, titled “Toilet Paper Math”: Toilet Paper Math How many mathematicians does it take to figure out how much toilet paper…

how many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Posted on July 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

toucan Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: How Many Cats Does It Take To Change a Lightbulb? Zero. Cats don’t change lightbulbs. They sit in the dark and act like they’re judging…

7 year old Jimmy is in class one day. His teacher, Ms.Brown tells the class:

Posted on July 16, 2025 by Joke Poo

Good morning kids, today we are going to learn the word "definitely". I'm going to ask you to make up a sentence with this word. Susie, what is your sentence? I definitely…

How many Reddit users does it take to change a lightbulb

Posted on July 5, 2025 by Joke Poo

None. They just argue if it's a repost Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo,” inspired by the Reddit lightbulb joke: Title: Joke Poo How many data scientists does it take to change a…

How Many Marxists Does it Take to Screw in a Lightbulb?

Posted on June 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

None, the lightbulb contains within itself the seeds of its own revolution. Joke Poo: How Many Cats Does it Take to Change a Litter Box? None. The litter box already contains the…

How many developers does it take to change a light bulb?

Posted on June 21, 2025 by Joke Poo

None. It's hardware, they don't touch it! Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version, riffing on the "developers and light bulbs" joke: Joke Poo: How Many Data Scientists Does It Take to Change…

Todays SH1T Jokes

  • A man doesn’t come home from work Friday, instead he spends the whole weekend out fishing with his buddies.
  • A hunter walks into a pub and says that he is the greatest hunter, he can recognize any game animal by its fur, and if they show him the wound, he can even tell which weapon killed it in exchange for a drink.
  • Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
  • (An original joke best read aloud) My friend got a job as one of those sushi girls. Y’know, where guys eat sushi off her naked.
  • What did the ghost of the Redditor say when looking at it’s own corpse?
  • What’s yellow and really hurts if it gets in your eye?
  • What a nice couple, how long have you been married?
  • Three cougars
  • Why did the BYU student come inside?
  • Reminder: terrorist jokes are tasteless and unfunny
  • Would make a joke about fencing
  • Possums are from the south
  • Did you know they just ruled dad jokes to be unconstitutional?
  • Boudreaux goes to the doctor
  • I called off work today when I saw the date
  • I hate people who take drugs
  • A very pregnant lady boarded a bus and noticed a young man smiling at her.
  • A gynecologist noticed his new patient was a little nervous.
  • The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.
  • San Francisco, 1895. A man on the outskirts of town hires a cab driver to ride to the train station. No one wants to go that far, but one driver agrees.
  • A wife leaned into her husband and purred, “Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?”
  • I promised my son…
  • Jogger sees fire
  • A salesman, Computer engineer and a system programmer
  • General Secretary Khrushchev and President Nixon met and started boasting about the greatness of their countries.
  • An American walks into a bar & orders a beer
  • A farmer’s son joins reddit and finds the r/Jokes subreddit
  • My Wife Always Gives 100% Sound Advice
  • A Caveman and a bear walk into a bar
  • I wrote a song about being naked.
  • Girlfriend needs a seat!
  • I’m So Old…
  • I’m surprised there’s not a lawn company called Paradise City…
  • A careless captain let his ship go adrift, and it crashed into the harbor.
  • I’m not saying that modern life has ruined our kids……
  • A plane is flying to Toronto when a blonde in economy moves up and sits in first class.
  • A high-powered attorney ended up in the hospital for a few days – and let’s just say, he was not the ideal patient.
  • The Cowboy and the Horse Thieves
  • What is a mob boss’ favorite element from the periodic table?
  • Three men are stranded on a desert island
  • My friend wrote a murder mystery set in the TARDIS…
  • U.S. Open
  • Breaking News: The founder of /r/jokes is pregnant
  • Jesus is watching you.
  • Little Johnny comes home from school
  • A boy was once punished by his teacher…
  • A lighthouse keeper on an island subscribes to a monthly magazine
  • A group of animals got together to play a game of Bingo
  • But by the grace of god…
  • The Serpent and the Sausage Maker

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