One – they are efficient and humourless. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: How many toddlers does it take to change a diaper? One – But you’ll probably have to…
Category: Lightbulb
How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just two but they don't like it when you watch, pervert… Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, riffing on the original: Title: Joke Poo How many toddlers does it take to change…
A mother asks her doctor “What should I do?”
"My son keeps eating electrical cords." Doctors says, "Ground him until he conducts himself properly" Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your electrical cord joke, titled “Compost Crisis”:…
How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?
One? Or two? Onnnnnee? Or twwoooo..? Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, titled “Toilet Paper Math”: Toilet Paper Math How many mathematicians does it take to figure out how much toilet paper…
how many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?
toucan Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: How Many Cats Does It Take To Change a Lightbulb? Zero. Cats don’t change lightbulbs. They sit in the dark and act like they’re judging…
7 year old Jimmy is in class one day. His teacher, Ms.Brown tells the class:
Good morning kids, today we are going to learn the word "definitely". I'm going to ask you to make up a sentence with this word. Susie, what is your sentence? I definitely…
How many Reddit users does it take to change a lightbulb
None. They just argue if it's a repost Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo,” inspired by the Reddit lightbulb joke: Title: Joke Poo How many data scientists does it take to change a…
How Many Marxists Does it Take to Screw in a Lightbulb?
None, the lightbulb contains within itself the seeds of its own revolution. Joke Poo: How Many Cats Does it Take to Change a Litter Box? None. The litter box already contains the…
How many developers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. It's hardware, they don't touch it! Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version, riffing on the "developers and light bulbs" joke: Joke Poo: How Many Data Scientists Does It Take to Change…