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Category: Lightbulb

How many Reddit users does it take to change a lightbulb

Posted on July 5, 2025 by Joke Poo

None. They just argue if it's a repost Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo,” inspired by the Reddit lightbulb joke: Title: Joke Poo How many data scientists does it take to change a…

How Many Marxists Does it Take to Screw in a Lightbulb?

Posted on June 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

None, the lightbulb contains within itself the seeds of its own revolution. Joke Poo: How Many Cats Does it Take to Change a Litter Box? None. The litter box already contains the…

How many developers does it take to change a light bulb?

Posted on June 21, 2025 by Joke Poo

None. It's hardware, they don't touch it! Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version, riffing on the "developers and light bulbs" joke: Joke Poo: How Many Data Scientists Does It Take to Change…

Todays SH1T Jokes

  • A Maltese man goes to a nutritionist
  • Did you hear about the guy who ejaculated for four hours straight?
  • The one thing politicians & porn stars have in common?
  • I just bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands.
  • How is virginity just like a bubble?
  • A man gets called to the hospital where his wife has been laying in a coma for a few months…
  • A husband and wife were grocery shopping.
  • A dog goes to a Western Union office to send a telegram
  • What do you call someone who’s attracted to shorter people of both genders?
  • Teddy Bear Collection
  • So I got my friend Matt, finishes his Philosophy Degree
  • Why didn’t the cake make it on time to the party?
  • A long time ago, in a quaint little village, there was a yearly tradition.
  • I have 6 legs, 4 arms and a 3 heads. What am i?
  • Did you guys know Oedipus was from West Virginia?
  • At the moving company where I work, I’m the smartest and the fastest!
  • Lie detecting robot
  • My wife was complaining that the vac was making a terrible whining noise and wasn’t sucking,
  • NSFW: What’s the most sensitive part of your body when your rubbing one out?
  • On his birthday, an old guy is going around the nursing home, entertaining himself by saying, “Guess how old I am! Guess how old I am!”
  • A cannibal says to his friend, “I’ve been feeling so nauseous lately.”
  • What do you call a fly without wings?
  • Financial Planning
  • Got 1 Dollah ?
  • A vegan told me….
  • The chief walks by the detective who looks upset about his case and asks, “What’s wrong?”.
  • This joke I made [my first time, I’m not a funny guy]
  • I was asked to write three words that describe me, I wrote
  • I no longer joke about Germans
  • What’s the spiciest thing to say to a man during sex?
  • People who have othodontic appliances on their teeth disgust me.
  • My wife always zones out when I try to talk at length about ancient civilizations.
  • Once there was a regional darts champion, who found that his darts flew with even greater accuracy after he’d had a drink or two.
  • A man went to jail for a racist rant in an elevator.
  • What do you say when someone throws a jar of mayonnaise at you?
  • After having a few glasses of wine at lunch, two elderly women were driving home in a large car.
  • How do KFC get their corn on the cob so smooth?
  • How does princess Leia get off during sex?
  • One Sunday, while counting the offering, the Pastor of a small church noticed a pink envelope containing $1,000.
  • A man received the following text from his neighbor.
  • A dog owner is with his dog in a park
  • The good news about erectile dysfunction is that it can be cured by diet and exercise.
  • My boyfriend said he doesn’t feel anything sexually and asked me for help.
  • What do you call a buffalo with a big butt?
  • A traveling businessman in a bar was talking about his lack of a love life
  • The longest joke I’ve ever heard
  • Why are sea lions so bad at coding?
  • I don’t always bring good hotdogs to the cook out…
  • John is excited for his yearly hunting trip.
  • My dad always said, “Don’t waste your time on useless things that don’t give you returns.

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