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Little Johnny comes home from school

Posted on September 8, 2025 by Joke Poo

“How was your day?” says his dad.
“Not so good, got in trouble during maths” replies the boy.
“Well what happened?” asks dad.
“The teacher asked what’s 2×3 and I answered 6”
“But that’s right!” exclaimed dad.
“Yeah but then she asked what’s 3×2”
“What’s the fucking difference?” says dad.
The boy replies, “That’s what I said!”

Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the Little Johnny joke, titled accordingly:

Joke Poo: Little Timmy and the Toilet Troubles

Little Timmy bursts out of the bathroom, clearly distressed.

“Mom, I had a terrible time on the toilet!” he cries.

“Oh, honey, what happened?” asks his mom.

“Well, I pushed and I pushed, and finally, something came out! I was so proud!”

“That’s good, Timmy! That’s what’s supposed to happen!” Mom reassures him.

“Yeah, but then I pushed some more, and… and nothing else came out!”

“What’s the big deal? Sometimes that happens,” Mom says, a bit puzzled.

“The big deal is… that’s what I told the toilet!”

Alright, let’s dive into this Little Johnny joke!

Joke Dissection:

  • Setup: The joke establishes a classic parent-child scenario with a focus on mathematics. We’re primed for a misunderstanding or a gotcha moment.
  • Key Element 1: Mathematics: The joke centers around basic multiplication, specifically the commutative property (a x b = b x a).
  • Key Element 2: Literal vs. Figurative: The humor arises from the dad’s outburst (a figurative expression of frustration) being taken literally by Little Johnny. He’s focusing on the procedure, not the meaning.
  • Key Element 3: Little Johnny Trope: Johnny is presented as the mischievous student who enjoys catching people out and feigning innocence.

Factual/Interesting Tidbits to Play With:

  • Mathematical Origins: The commutative property, while seemingly simple, is a fundamental concept in fields like algebra and beyond. It doesn’t hold true for ALL mathematical operations (matrix multiplication, for example, is not commutative).
  • Language Nuances: The phrase “What’s the fucking difference?” is a common idiom for expressing exasperation, but it also highlights the ambiguity of language and how meaning can be context-dependent.
  • Child Psychology: Children often interpret language literally before understanding nuance and figurative speech. This is a well-documented stage in cognitive development.

New Joke/Humorous Take:

Option 1: The Mathematical Twist

A mathematician, furious after a long day of researching non-commutative algebras, comes home to find his son, Little Johnny, struggling with his homework. “What’s the matter, Johnny?” he sighs.

“The teacher asked what’s A times B, and I said the answer was matrix C.”

“That’s correct,” said the mathematician. “Then she asked what was B times A.”

“I said matrix D!”

“Well, what’s the fucking problem with that?” snaps the mathematician.

“That’s what the teacher said!” Johnny replies.

Why it works: This variation amps up the original concept by highlighting that the commutative property only applies to certain types of math problems. This allows for a more advanced understanding of why 2×3=3×2 in most cases, but not always.

Option 2: The Literal Language Lesson

Little Johnny’s language arts teacher sends home a note: “Johnny used inappropriate language today.”

His Dad asks, “What happened?”

Johnny says, “The teacher asked what’s the difference between irony and sarcasm?”

“And?”

Johnny replies, “I said, ‘What’s the fucking difference?'”

Why it works: This version applies the punchline to a non-math context. Here, the expression “what’s the difference” is the question, and the punchline is the answer again.

In conclusion, these “enrichments” keep the essence of the original joke while adding a new layer of insight or absurdity based on related facts and concepts.

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