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Little Tummy!

Posted on June 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

Little Timmy is always being teased by the neighborhood boys for being “stupid.”

Their favorite joke is to offer Timmy a choice between a nickel and a dime. Timmy always takes the nickel.

One day, after he does it again, a neighbor pulls him aside and says, "Timmy, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel is bigger?"

Timmy grins and says, "Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it… and so far I’ve made $20!"

Edit: I can't correct the typo in the title.

Joke Poo: Little Scenty!

Little Scenty, a skunk kit, is always being teased by the older skunks for being "weak-sprayed."

Their favorite trick is to offer Scenty a choice between spraying a dandelion or a rose bush. Scenty always sprays the dandelion.

One day, after he does it again, a wise old badger pulls him aside and says, "Scenty, those old skunks are laughing at you! Don’t you know a rose bush gives you a much stronger, longer-lasting scent, even if the dandelion is quicker to spray?"

Scenty winks and says, "Yeah, but the old skunks live downwind of the rose bushes. So far, I’ve managed to clear out a five-block radius just with dandelions!"

Alright, let’s break down this "Little Timmy" joke and then spin some comedic gold from it.

Joke Dissection:

  • Premise: A seemingly unintelligent child is offered a choice between a nickel and a dime, always choosing the nickel.
  • Setup: The neighborhood boys are constantly teasing Timmy for his apparent lack of intelligence and exploiting his perceived stupidity. The neighbor sees this happening and is concerned.
  • Punchline: Timmy is actually smarter than everyone thinks. He’s playing the long game, sacrificing the slightly larger immediate gain of a dime to reap the repeated rewards of the nickel offering. He’s a master of reverse psychology and profit accumulation.
  • Humor Source: The humor lies in the subversion of expectations. We assume Timmy is genuinely stupid, but he’s actually displaying a shrewd, if unconventional, form of intelligence. The irony is key.

Key Elements:

  • Apparent Stupidity vs. Actual Cleverness: The core of the joke.
  • Financial Incentive: Timmy is motivated by money, even if it’s small amounts.
  • Repetitive Behavior: The repeated offering and Timmy’s consistent choice are essential for the long-term profit strategy.
  • Exploitation: The boys think they’re exploiting Timmy, but he’s exploiting their arrogance and predictable behavior.

Comedic Enrichment & New Humor:

Here’s a bit of humor inspired by the Little Timmy joke, leveraging some financial facts:

Witty Observation:

Timmy’s strategy is basically high-frequency trading for kids. Instead of milliseconds, he’s playing the market on a "per-teasing" basis. I bet he’ll be investing in dividend stocks by the time he’s twelve, using the profits from his arbitrage of perceived stupidity.

New Joke:

A financial analyst is explaining the concept of sunk cost fallacy to a group of investors. "Imagine," he says, "you’ve spent years offering a kid a choice between a nickel and a dime. He always takes the nickel. Do you keep offering him the choice? Think of the opportunity cost!"

A voice pipes up from the back of the room, "Depends, how much profit has he made?"

Amusing "Did You Know?":

Did you know that if Timmy reinvested his $20 in a Certificate of Deposit earning 5% annually and continued his strategy for another year (assuming the same rate of teasing and profit), he would make more per year than some people make at their actual "jobs"?! That’s the power of compound ignorance… I mean, interest!

Bonus Observation:

  • Timmy is essentially running a proof-of-work system, except the work is enduring mild teasing, and the reward is a nickel. The blockchain of childhood humiliation leads to financial freedom!

The key here is to build upon the original joke’s core elements – the deception, the financial aspect, and the unexpected intelligence – and connect them to relatable, real-world concepts to create further humor.

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