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Local Idiot 1: “Does it hurt to get a tattoo?”

Posted on June 8, 2025 by Joke Poo

Local Idiot 2: "Depends on the location."

Local Idiot 1: "I'm in Oklahoma."

Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of the tattoo joke:

Joke Poo: Corporate Speak

Intern 1: "Is it hard to implement synergistic paradigm shifts?"

Senior Manager: "Depends on the platform."

Intern 1: "I’m in a Zoom meeting."

Alright, let’s break down this Okie-doke.

Joke Analysis:

  • Setup: Person 1 asks a seemingly universal question about tattoo pain.
  • Subversion: Person 2 offers a reasonable, location-based answer, implying physical location on the body dictates pain.
  • Punchline: Person 1 interprets "location" as their geographic location (Oklahoma), creating an absurd non-sequitur and highlighting the perceived simple-mindedness of the speaker.
  • Humor Source: The humor lies in the misunderstanding of the word "location," the implication that the person is not very smart, and the potential stereotype (perhaps unfair!) of Oklahomans.

Key Elements:

  • Tattoos: A popular form of body art involving injecting ink into the dermis layer of skin.
  • Location (Body): Specific areas on the body have different pain sensitivities due to varying nerve densities.
  • Location (Geography): Oklahoma, a state in the south-central region of the United States.
  • Intelligence/Stereotypes: The joke relies on the stereotype of someone being less intelligent or lacking common sense.

Comedic Enrichment: A Series of Oklahoma-Inspired Tattoo-Related Humor

Here are a few different approaches, playing on the same elements:

  1. A New Joke:

    Tourist in Oklahoma: "Thinking of getting a tattoo here. Heard it’s cheaper."
    Local: "Well, it depends where you get it from. Down by the river, you might get a free case of West Nile Virus with it."

    (Plays on the idea of Oklahoma being a ‘budget’ location and introduces a touch of dark humor.)

  2. Witty Observation ("Did You Know"):

    Did you know that Oklahoma is one of the few states where it’s illegal to tattoo a minor even with parental consent? Apparently, they take permanently bad decisions very seriously, no matter where they’re made.

    (This uses the stereotype and state laws to create an ironic statement.)

  3. A More Elevated Punchline (Using Real Facts):

    Local Idiot 1: "Does it hurt to get a tattoo?"
    Local Idiot 2: "Depends on the location."
    Local Idiot 1: "I’m in Oklahoma."
    Local Idiot 2: "Then prepare for a unique pain. Oklahoma’s soil is rich in red clay, so even if the needle doesn’t hurt, you might just feel that deep ancestral connection…to the Dust Bowl."

    (This blends the initial setup with the setting, adding a historical connection and a touch of ironic commentary.)

  4. An Alternative Joke:

    Person 1: "Getting a tattoo of Oklahoma on my arm!"
    Person 2: "Isn’t that going to hurt?"
    Person 1: "Not as much as living here!"

(This is a more straightforward joke but still uses the setting as the punchline)

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