Long Papa Boudreaux goes to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor asks "Boudreaux, you're in great shape for being 80 years old. Whats your secret?" "Well doc" says Boudreaux "I go…
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San Francisco, 1895. A man on the outskirts of town hires a cab driver to ride to the train station. No one wants to go that far, but one driver agrees.
“Fair warning,” the driver says, “my horse is old, and the road’s steep. You’ll need to push the cart, or she won’t make it uphill with all your luggage.” “Fine, I’ll push,”…
A farmer’s son joins reddit and finds the r/Jokes subreddit
"Father, father!" he says to the farmer, "This subreddit is amazing! It's full of so many good jokes, I wish I could be just as funny as all the redditors I've seen."…
A plane is flying to Toronto when a blonde in economy moves up and sits in first class.
The flight attendant checks her ticket and says, "Ma'am, you paid for economy, please return to your seat." The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Toronto, and I'm staying…
A high-powered attorney ended up in the hospital for a few days – and let’s just say, he was not the ideal patient.
He barked orders, whined about everything, and treated the nurses like they worked for him personally. Most of the staff had just about had it with him… except the head nurse. She’d…
The Cowboy and the Horse Thieves
A cowboy rides into a new town and stops at the saloon for a drink. Unfortunately for him, the locals have a habit of messing with strangers and when he's finished, he…
Three men are stranded on a desert island
After a few weeks a bottle washes up on the shore, one man pops the cork and a genie appears. "I shall grant you one wish each for freeing me," says the…
A boy was once punished by his teacher…
For not completing his homework. The boy said to himself, “I hope his hand breaks.” The next day, the teacher’s hand was broken. He was then scammed by a charlatan. The boy…
But by the grace of god…
Two guys go camping in the woods. First guy has never been hunting, second has been hunting all his life. They woke up early, grabbed all their gear, and started walking through…
The Serpent and the Sausage Maker
A passing strange fate did befall London town in the year 1789: A sea serpent swam upriver from the ocean into the very heart of the city. Lurking beneath London Bridge, it…