The police found a wallet with the body. They found that the wallet belonged to a certain Mr. Brown. But they were still not sure if the dead body was of Mr. Brown.
After searching the database for Mr. Brown, they found out about the twin brothers Harry and Larry, who were very close friends with Mr. Brown. They were summoned. At first the police showed them the wallet and asked them if that belonged to Mr. Brown. They said yes.
The police further asked them if there was any other detail by which they could 100% verify if the corpse was of Brown or not. They asked to see ass of the corpse. The police were surprised, but agreed.
After having a close look at the ass, they shouted in unison, "This is definitely not Brown! he had two assholes not one".
The inspector asked them, "How is that even possible? Did you see his ass when he was alive?"
They said, "We have never actually seen his ass, but every time when we went out with Brown, someone would always say : Here comes Mr. Brown and his two assholes".
Joke Poo: The Chef’s Special
A strange dish was discovered in the restaurant’s freezer. The health inspector arrived to investigate.
The inspector found a handwritten recipe taped to the dish. It indicated the dish was created by a certain Chef Pierre. But they weren’t sure if the questionable contents actually followed Chef Pierre’s recipe.
After searching the employee files for Chef Pierre, they found out about his two apprentices, Jacques and Alain, who had worked closely with him for years. They were summoned. First, the police showed them the recipe and asked if it was indeed Chef Pierre’s. They confirmed it was.
The inspector then asked them if there was any other detail by which they could 100% verify if the dish matched Chef Pierre’s intentions. They asked to taste the dish. The inspector was hesitant but agreed.
After a tiny spoonful, they shouted in unison, “This is definitely NOT Chef Pierre’s! His dish would never taste of cinnamon!”
The inspector asked them, “How could you be so sure? Did you taste every dish he ever made?”
They said, “We never tasted everything, but every time Chef Pierre cooked, the customers would always say: “Here comes Chef Pierre and his hint of cinnamon!””
Alright, let’s break down this joke and then inject some comedic steroids into it.
Joke Dissection:
- Premise: A dead body is found, and the police need to identify it.
- Twist: The friends of the presumed deceased identify the body not through conventional means (face, distinguishing marks), but by claiming the dead man doesn’t have two anuses like their friend.
- Punchline Delivery: The explanation of “two assholes” being a common nickname is the punchline, playing on the double meaning of “asshole” as a derogatory term.
- Humor Source:
- Absurdity: The method of identification is utterly ridiculous.
- Misdirection: The audience expects a serious or scientific identification process.
- Double Entendre: The word “asshole” is used in both its literal and figurative senses.
Comedic Enrichment:
Let’s focus on the factual and interesting aspects of nicknames and anatomical anomalies to craft something new.
Focus: Nicknames and the absurdity of physical traits as identifiers.
New Humor Idea: Witty Observation / Enhanced Joke
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Observation: “It’s funny how often nicknames become more defining than actual physical descriptions. You could have a ‘Shorty’ who’s 6’5”, or a ‘Red’ who’s balder than Mr. Clean. Imagine identifying someone at a morgue based solely on their assumed personality quirks… ‘Nope, this isn’t him. He wouldn’t be caught dead wearing that tie.'”
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Related Funny Fact: Did you know that in rare cases, people can be born with duplicated body parts? Conditions like polymelia (extra limbs) or dipygus (duplicated pelvis and legs) could, theoretically, lead to someone having… well, you get the picture. Imagine the confusion at the DMV when filling out the anatomical details section.
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Alternate punchline: The inspector asked them, “How is that even possible? Did you see his ass when he was alive?” They replied, “Well, no. But every time Mr. Brown tried to merge onto the highway, everyone would say ‘Here comes Mr. Brown and his two assholes!’ “
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New Joke Idea: A police officer asks a witness, “Can you describe the suspect?” The witness says, “Well, he was average height, average build, nothing really stood out… except he had a terrible personality.” The officer sighs. “Okay, but anything physical?” The witness says, “Well, everyone called him ‘Double Trouble’.”
Explanation of Enhancement:
These additions leverage the original joke’s key elements:
- Continuing the Absurdity: We amplify the ridiculousness of using nicknames for identification by pointing out the disconnect between nicknames and reality.
- Adding a (Semi-)Factual Basis: The mention of actual anatomical anomalies adds a layer of dark humor and makes the “two assholes” concept even more outlandish while being based on real-world conditions.
- Exploiting the Double Meaning: We continue to play with the double meaning of “asshole,” reinforcing the original joke’s punchline.
- Connecting to relatable everyday frustrations: The alternate punchline makes the joke more accessible by connecting to everyday driving frustrations.
The goal is to take the initial joke’s seed and grow it into a wider comedic landscape, exploring the same themes but with added layers of absurdity, wit, and a touch of the unexpected.