Paddy, who had a reputation for playing around with other people’s wives, goes to his friend Mick and says, “I’m sleeping with Jack’s wife. Can you keep him busy in church for…
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A bear and a rabbit are conscripted into the army, and waiting for their medical checkup.
The rabbit says to the bear, “listen, I really don't want to go to war. Can you just kick me in the leg, so that when I go in to see the…
Small town gets a new cow
The only cow in a small town in USA stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow from BC Canada for 1,000 dollars, or…
A politician dies and ends up at pearly gates.
Saint Peter says, we have a new policy for people in your profession. You get to spend one day in heaven and one day in hell, after which you get to decide…
The Undertaker
"The first thing you should know about working in a mortuary," the teacher said as he removed his latex glove and inserted a finger right up the arse of the body on…
A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey
A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. The bartender hands him the drink, and says “That’ll be five dollars". The man replies, "Who said anything about money?" A lawyer…
a pirate walks into a bar
the bartender notices he has a peg for a leg, a hook for a hand, and a patch over one eye the bartender pours him a beer and asks, “what’s the story…
A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. Suddenly, they see a fairy tied to a tree..
They both stop, look a the fairy and decide to help her out. They go over to untie her. Thankful for being rescued, the fairy offers them each three wishes. Bear immediately…
Horny dogs…
Her dog came in heat and she was concerned about keeping it and her other male dog separated. But she had a large house and believed that she could keep the two…
Ministers going on vacation
There were three ministers in a small town. One was Baptist, one Methodist, and the other was Presbyterian. Since it was a small town, all three were good friends and they decided…