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Horny dogs…

Posted on August 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

Her dog came in heat and she was concerned about keeping it and her other male dog separated. But she had a large house and believed that she could keep the two…

Ministers going on vacation

Posted on August 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

There were three ministers in a small town. One was Baptist, one Methodist, and the other was Presbyterian. Since it was a small town, all three were good friends and they decided…

An elderly man wants to plan its anual tomato garden

Posted on August 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

An elderly Italian man living alone in New Jersey wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it had become challenging work, as the ground was harder this year. On top of…

Black sheep

Posted on August 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

A long time ago, a white missionary was living in a very small village in Africa. On day, the chief of the village came busting in his house, very angry. The chief…

In the autumn of 1941, several high-ranking German officers were summoned to answer for the failed invasion of Spain

Posted on August 9, 2025 by Joke Poo

The atmosphere in the underground war room was thick with cigarette smoke and the faint smell of damp wool uniforms. A long oak table stretched from one end of the bunker to…

[Graphic] The bartender and the back room

Posted on August 9, 2025 by Joke Poo

A friend of mine told me this joke many many years ago in Sicily. There was a small bar in a small town in Sicily where a few older men spent their…

Escaping the pretzel hold

Posted on August 9, 2025 by Joke Poo

Johnny Smith dedicated his entire life to wrestling. From high school hero to undefeated NCAA champ, no one is surprised when he is chosen to represent USA in the Olympics. But before…

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.

Posted on August 9, 2025 by Joke Poo

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and…

Three legged chicken (long)

Posted on August 9, 2025 by Joke Poo

A man just bought himself a new sportscar so he thought he'd take it out on some back roads to see what it will do. As he's cruising a lovely country road…

A lone Mongol warrior shouts to Chinese army “Send your men! I’m alone!”…

Posted on August 9, 2025 by Joke Poo

A lone Mongol warrior stands on top of a mountain and shouts down to the Chinese army below: “Send your men! I’m alone!” The Chinese general sends 1,000 soldiers up the mountain….

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • Little Johnny’s neighbor
  • Horse
  • Your momma’s so fat…
  • I saw a dwarf climbing down a rope from a prison rooftop.
  • A Jewish woman came to her rabi, visibly upset.
  • Teacher asks Billy a math question
  • I find people can be so judgemental these days….
  • The butcher shop
  • September is Alzheimer’s awareness month
  • I saw a bison in the gym doing a workout the other day….
  • A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
  • Mexican Mayonnaise
  • I hate charging my electric car.
  • One day I called home and my kid answered. I asked where’s mom?
  • An old man comes to confession and says to the priest:
  • A Knock Knock Joke
  • What’s common between a testicular joke and testicular cancer?
  • A guy walks in a store looking to buy some beer
  • One afternoon, a teenage couple was on a hike in the woods.
  • Wish me luck, everyone! I have to meet with some people working at my bank in a few minutes. If all goes well I’ll pay off every debt I have, and still have enough to retire early.
  • A penguin was driving through a small town when his car broke down…
  • Not all construction tasks are equally enjoyable.
  • In a carpenter’s workshop, one apprentice makes a bet that he can recognize any type of wood just by its smell. They blindfold him and hand him the first board… the apprentice smells it confidently and says: “Oak!”
  • I was admitted into the hospital and as I settled into my bed, I overheard my “roommate” using the speakerphone to order breakfast from the cafeteria
  • My mom went on vacation to Florida
  • School year is like pregnancy.
  • A man visits his lawyer
  • A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.
  • Election results are like group project grades
  • A librarian is having a discussion with a cobra…
  • Job interview question: Why ask for a high salary with no experience?
  • The other day I needed to pay a visit to a public toilet
  • A man doesn’t come home from work Friday, instead he spends the whole weekend out fishing with his buddies.
  • A hunter walks into a pub and says that he is the greatest hunter, he can recognize any game animal by its fur, and if they show him the wound, he can even tell which weapon killed it in exchange for a drink.
  • Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
  • (An original joke best read aloud) My friend got a job as one of those sushi girls. Y’know, where guys eat sushi off her naked.
  • What did the ghost of the Redditor say when looking at it’s own corpse?
  • What’s yellow and really hurts if it gets in your eye?
  • What a nice couple, how long have you been married?
  • Three cougars
  • Why did the BYU student come inside?
  • Reminder: terrorist jokes are tasteless and unfunny
  • Would make a joke about fencing
  • Possums are from the south
  • Did you know they just ruled dad jokes to be unconstitutional?
  • Boudreaux goes to the doctor
  • I called off work today when I saw the date
  • I hate people who take drugs
  • A very pregnant lady boarded a bus and noticed a young man smiling at her.
  • A gynecologist noticed his new patient was a little nervous.

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