Her dog came in heat and she was concerned about keeping it and her other male dog separated. But she had a large house and believed that she could keep the two…
Category: Long
Ministers going on vacation
There were three ministers in a small town. One was Baptist, one Methodist, and the other was Presbyterian. Since it was a small town, all three were good friends and they decided…
An elderly man wants to plan its anual tomato garden
An elderly Italian man living alone in New Jersey wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it had become challenging work, as the ground was harder this year. On top of…
Black sheep
A long time ago, a white missionary was living in a very small village in Africa. On day, the chief of the village came busting in his house, very angry. The chief…
In the autumn of 1941, several high-ranking German officers were summoned to answer for the failed invasion of Spain
The atmosphere in the underground war room was thick with cigarette smoke and the faint smell of damp wool uniforms. A long oak table stretched from one end of the bunker to…
[Graphic] The bartender and the back room
A friend of mine told me this joke many many years ago in Sicily. There was a small bar in a small town in Sicily where a few older men spent their…
Escaping the pretzel hold
Johnny Smith dedicated his entire life to wrestling. From high school hero to undefeated NCAA champ, no one is surprised when he is chosen to represent USA in the Olympics. But before…
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and…
Three legged chicken (long)
A man just bought himself a new sportscar so he thought he'd take it out on some back roads to see what it will do. As he's cruising a lovely country road…
A lone Mongol warrior shouts to Chinese army “Send your men! I’m alone!”…
A lone Mongol warrior stands on top of a mountain and shouts down to the Chinese army below: “Send your men! I’m alone!” The Chinese general sends 1,000 soldiers up the mountain….