A man just bought himself a new sportscar so he thought he'd take it out on some back roads to see what it will do. As he's cruising a lovely country road…
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A lone Mongol warrior shouts to Chinese army “Send your men! I’m alone!”…
A lone Mongol warrior stands on top of a mountain and shouts down to the Chinese army below: “Send your men! I’m alone!” The Chinese general sends 1,000 soldiers up the mountain….
On a freezing cold winter morning, a blonde and her husband were having breakfast when the radio announcer said:
On a freezing cold winter morning, a blonde and her husband were having breakfast when the radio announcer said: “We’re expecting 8 to 10 inches of snow today. Please move your car…
The Joke Within A Joke
So this guy is learning to be a standup comic, and he gets his mother to be his test audience: "So here's the joke, Mom. Two tourists are walking down the street…
An investigator from the state Board Of Psychiatric Hospital Investigations got a report that there were problems at the local insane asylum.
He figures the best way to investigate this was by going undercover as an orderly, to get a feel of how things are run and how the residents/inmates are being treated. After…
Death or Mongo
Three anthropologists are exploring deep in the jungle and are captured by a previously unknown, war loving, aboriginal tribe. They are taken to the village, presented to the chief and tied to…
A Priest and a Rabbi are sitting next to each other on a plane,
reading their books, when the Priest turns to the Rabbi and says, "Rabbi, I'm curious about something. Does your religion still forbid you to eat pork?" The Rabbi replies, "Yes, that is…
A man goes to a marriage counselor all by himself.
Confused, the marriage counsellor says, “This is quite odd as usually this works better when both partners attend therapy together. Since you already paid for this session I guess we will just…
Quick fix
A little person, a woman, goes to the doctor, clearly uncomfortable. “Doctor,” she says, “my… um… my lady parts are sore. They’re always bruised and sensitive. And when I walk, the pain…
There once was a poor kid who got a scholarship to an elite boarding school
He enjoyed his life in the boarding school a lot, even though there was some distinct classism. Scholarship students got a free meal in the commons, while richer students paid to eat…