A hunter goes into the woods and runs into a big bear. He grabs his rifle, aims… and misses! The bear tackles him and, well… let’s just say the bear has his…
Category: Long
A man goes to hell
A man dies and gets sent to hell. The devil welcomes him and takes him on the usual tour. They come to one door and look in. This place is filled with…
A priest, a pastor, an imam, and a rabbi are playing poker.
Suddenly, the police burst in, and they quickly hide the cards and chips. Suspiciously, a police officer tells them that they had recieved a tip about illegal gambling happening on the property….
A politician dies and get to choose between heaven and hell
Politician dies and is given the choice between going to Heaven or Hell, but first he is given a tour of both places. The tour of Heaven goes as expected, it's all…
A male patient is lying in a hospital bed, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.
A pretty, young, student nurse arrives to give him a sponge bath. “Nurse,” he mumbles from behind the mask, “Are my testicles black?” Embarrassed, the young nurse says, “I don’t know, sir…
Paddy was looking for work and spotted a job ad for a door-to-door Bible salesman.
So he suited up and headed into town. He walked into the boss’s office and said, “P-P-Paddy h-h-here to a-a-apply for th-th-the job.” The boss raised an eyebrow and said, “Sorry Paddy,…
A very elegant lady was flying in from Switzerland when she found herself seated next to a kindly old priest.
“Excuse me, Father,” she whispered, “may I ask a huge favor?” “Of course, my child. What troubles you?” “I bought this ultra-expensive hair removal device, but I’ve gone way over the duty-free…
When I was younger, I really didn’t understand science
I was confused by forces so I paid my friend a cool goose feather and a cent to teach me (it was a limited edition and he collected coins and we were…
Guy moves in next to a farm
He sees that in farmer's field, there are goats for a couple of weeks. After that, the goats are replaced with horses. Another couple of weeks go by an the horses are…
Drunk guy
A drunken man stumbles onto the shooting range at the local fair. Eyes half-closed, swaying like a tree in a storm, he slurs, “Heeey… can I shhhoot?!” The man behind the counter…