A woman walks into the doctor’s office, a little concerned. “Doctor,” she says, “every morning I wake up with this weird grey smudge on my lower belly.” The doctor frowns, examines the…
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A cowboy who just moved to Wyoming from Oklahoma walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud!
A cowboy who just moved to Wyoming from Oklahoma walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He heads to the back, sipping each one in turn. When he finishes,…
Nicola’s wedding day was fast approaching, and nothing could dampen her excitement!
Nicola’s wedding day was fast approaching, and nothing could dampen her excitement — not even her parents’ unpleasant and acrimonious divorce. Her mom had found the perfect dress and was sure she’d…
A man sitting at a bar after work shares with the bartender why he is looking so stressed.
"I’m not sleeping well. I have nightmares about a monster under my bed and I am too embarrassed to seek help." A patron nearby overhears this and introduces himself. "I overheard your…
Unusual Family Values
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house. Sent to me by someone calling…
Dave and Pete were a couple of drinking buddies!
Dave and Pete were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft engineers in New York. One day, the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with…
Flat tire by the asylum…
A man stopped his car to change a flat tire, happened to be right in front of the local insane asylum. Jacked up the car, popped off the hub cap, undid the…
Communism
Jim and Joe talk about communism. "I don't know how it works" says Jim. "That is easy" says John. "See, you have two donkeys and I have none. You give me one…
Hunter Killer, Red October, Crimson Tide, and Das Boot walk into a bar.
The bartender looks up and says, "Is this some kind of subtext?" Das Boot orders a beer, but insists it must be authentic, unfiltered, and served under immense psychological pressure. Crimson Tide…
My late grandfather’s favorite joke. A man is in an insane asylum…
A man is in an insane asylum and is assessed by a doctor for release. All the staff says he's totally fine to be returned to normal life, and this is his…