When the police find him at the scene of the crime, he says that he did it because they all deserved to die. He is arrested, tried, found guilty, and sentenced to…
Category: Long
There was once an old man whose family couldn’t take care of him any longer.
Because of that, the family had decided that a nursing home would be the best solution for the grumpy old man. Of course he directly rejected the idea, but his family stood…
Tight shoes
A man walks into a high-end shoe store and points straight at a sleek, expensive pair. “I want those,” he says. “Excellent choice,” says the salesman. “They’re $600. What size are you?”…
Cat.
A man who lived at home with his grand ma and pet cat went on a trip to Europe. Before he left he told his best friend to tell him of any…
Four businessmen held a reunion after not seeing each other since university
All had become successful and rich in the intervening forty years, and were having dinner in a very expensive restaurant when one of them received a call on his mobile. He excused…
A lawyer sits next to a blonde on a plane.
The blonde turns to the window to get some sleep, but the lawyer, knowing he's definitely smarter than this lady, decides to make a quick buck off her. He taps her on…
A blonde guy comes home early from work and hears weird noises coming from the bedroom.
He races upstairs and finds his wife, completely naked, sweating and panting like she ran a marathon. “WHAT is going on?!” he shouts. She thinks quick and gasps, “I-I-I think I’m having…
After 60 years of marriage, Earl and Mabel made a deal.
Whoever kicks the bucket first has to come back and let the other know if there’s sex in the afterlife. Because let’s be honest – no one wants to be stuck in…
A penguin walks into a bar…
A penguin walks into a bar and asks the bartender "Got any fish?" The bartender says no and the penguin leaves. Next day the penguin walks back in and asks the bartender…
A man is sitting in a bar.
One table over sits a lonely woman. "She’s unbelievably pretty!" the man thinks. "I’d love to talk to her… but what should I say? I’m so damn shy that I just blurt…